Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Saul Goodman]

Clear skies cover Seattle.

All we need is love. Love is all we need.

Some guy I know who thinks chemistry is ALL YOU NEED FOR SUCCESS sent me that article as proof.  I would think some washed-up pinch-hitter fining everyone $200 just for not memorizing stupid movie lines would be disruptive to chemistry, but I don't understand the Seattle Way.

[D. Doluntap]

CrazyMLBRumorguy, over his second bowl of Frosted Flakes at Mom's breakfast table, writes:

Milton Bradley told Tyler Kepner of the New York Times that "obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me."  Bradley says the Cubs tried to make him a player he's not, expecting 30 home runs.

[Slaky]

CrazyMLBRumorguy, over his second bowl of Frosted Flakes at Mom's breakfast table, writes:

Milton Bradley told Tyler Kepner of the New York Times that "obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me."  Bradley says the Cubs tried to make him a player he's not, expecting 30 home runs.

If I could turn back time. If I could find a way.

[R-V]

More here.

In Bradley's eyes, the blame for his unproductive season lies with "Chicago," not him.

"Two years ago, I played, and I was good," he said. "I go to Chicago, not good. I've been good my whole career. So, obviously, it was something with Chicago, not me."

But now Bradley blames the Cubs for a lack of communication, saying they wanted him to be a home run hitter.

"Just no communication," he said. "I never hit more than 22 homers in my career, and all of a sudden I get to Chicago and they expect me to hit 30. It doesn't make sense. History tells you I'm not going to hit that many. Just a lot of things that try to make me a player I'm not."

[Jon]

Honestly Milton, all I wanted was decent OBP, some power, and you not to be a bigger asshole than LaTroy Hawkins.

[Yeti]

What a fucknut.. Wait, where am I?

[Chuck to Chuck]

What a fucknut.. Wait, where am I?

Right place.  The "It's racist Cub fans to blame" goes elsewhere.

[Poon]

Who thought we were gonna get 30 home runs out of Batshit Crazy?

[Wheezer]

Some guy I know who thinks chemistry is ALL YOU NEED FOR SUCCESS sent me that article as proof.

Everybody knows that you can't perform the extraction until you've cultured the rye.

[Indolent Reader]

Even I don't like this guy.

[Kermit IV]

Even I don't like this guy.

I love so much that you're a part of this board.  Seriously.  You're like our token black guy.

[Jon]

Even I don't like this guy.

I love so much that you're a part of this board.  Seriously.  You're like our token black guy.

Thank goodness we don't have a real black guy on here.

[MAD]

Even I don't like this guy.

I love so much that you're a part of this board.  Seriously.  You're like our token black guy.

Thank goodness we don't have a real black guy on here.

Sure, but when you need a lift to the Piggly Wiggly, then where are you?

[Indolent Reader]

Even I don't like this guy.

I love so much that you're a part of this board.  Seriously.  You're like our token black guy.

"I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "S*&t," and "That is whack."

[Jon]

Even I don't like this guy.

I love so much that you're a part of this board.  Seriously.  You're like our token black guy.

Thank goodness we don't have a real black guy on here.

Sure, but when you need a lift to the Piggly Wiggly, then where are you?

The wrong neighborhood?