Crazy Uncle Milton's Shot Blasting Sploogefest Emporium

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger

"In baseball, they've got Milton Bradley. I'm that guy. You need people like me, so you can point your finger and go, 'There goes the bad guy."

Quoting Scarface? Way to set yourself apart from the crowd.

The World Is Yours, Milt.

[thehawk]

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger

"In baseball, they've got Milton Bradley. I'm that guy. You need people like me, so you can point your finger and go, 'There goes the bad guy."

Quoting Scarface? Way to set yourself apart from the crowd.

The World Is Yours, Milt.

Does Milt have a Tiger?  A sister?  so many questions.

[Internet Apex]

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger

Kanye West and Ron Artest are both fucking pricks who should die, too.

Ron Artest is my favorite Indiana Pacer of all time. And he should die, too.

[Slaky]

SPLOOOGE...Oh wait, he's not on the Cubs anymore. Nevermind.

[Simmer]

This is a non-story, but I thought the comments were funny.  Parts of them, anyway.

http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/176911-bradley-may-have-made-obscene-gesture-to-texas-fans?xid=cnnbin&hpt=Sbin

[Gilgamesh]

This doesn't really surprise me.

[Canadouche]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

[Oleg]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

[Gilgamesh]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

Oh, Kurt posted something.

[MAD]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

In Kurt's defense, I do recall this being a story after Bradley bailed before the end of last season.  Of course that was like 8 months ago, not 2, and there were no details then about the mess in the apartment, which make it seem like this crazy fuck was acting like Martin Sheen in the hotel room in "Apocalypse Now" but I do have the sneaking suspicion this was originally in the news a while back.

[Slaky]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

In Kurt's defense, I do recall this being a story after Bradley bailed before the end of last season.  Of course that was like 8 months ago, not 2, and there were no details then about the mess in the apartment, which make it seem like this crazy fuck was acting like Martin Sheen in the hotel room in "Apocalypse Now" but I do have the sneaking suspicion this was originally in the news a while back.

We're about irrational hatreds here. Take your glad-handing, rational ways elsewhere.

[Bort]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

In Kurt's defense, I do recall this being a story after Bradley bailed before the end of last season.  Of course that was like 8 months ago, not 2, and there were no details then about the mess in the apartment, which make it seem like this crazy fuck was acting like Martin Sheen in the hotel room in "Apocalypse Now" but I do have the sneaking suspicion this was originally in the news a while back.

We're about irrational hatreds here. Take your glad-handing, rational ways elsewhere.

Mike D has changed, man.

[R-V]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

In Kurt's defense, I do recall this being a story after Bradley bailed before the end of last season.  Of course that was like 8 months ago, not 2, and there were no details then about the mess in the apartment, which make it seem like this crazy fuck was acting like Martin Sheen in the hotel room in "Apocalypse Now" but I do have the sneaking suspicion this was originally in the news a while back.

We're about irrational hatreds here. Take your glad-handing, rational ways elsewhere.

Mike D has changed, man.

So much more likeable when he was Mike B.

[Oleg]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

In Kurt's defense, I do recall this being a story after Bradley bailed before the end of last season.  Of course that was like 8 months ago, not 2, and there were no details then about the mess in the apartment, which make it seem like this crazy fuck was acting like Martin Sheen in the hotel room in "Apocalypse Now" but I do have the sneaking suspicion this was originally in the news a while back.

We're about irrational hatreds here. Take your glad-handing, rational ways elsewhere.

Mike D has changed, man.

So much more likeable when he was Mike B.

Before the major label deal?

[Bort]

This doesn't really surprise me.

Could it be unsurprising because it's been in the news for at least two months?

What kind of a moron calendar is Canada on?

April 21, 2010 9:36 PM

In Kurt's defense, I do recall this being a story after Bradley bailed before the end of last season.  Of course that was like 8 months ago, not 2, and there were no details then about the mess in the apartment, which make it seem like this crazy fuck was acting like Martin Sheen in the hotel room in "Apocalypse Now" but I do have the sneaking suspicion this was originally in the news a while back.

We're about irrational hatreds here. Take your glad-handing, rational ways elsewhere.

Mike D has changed, man.

So much more likeable when he was Mike B.

Before the major label deal?

SELLOUT!