The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[Tank]

Am i the only person that finds designating Vizcaino is funny? He has been the only middle reliever that hasn't given up a run yet, but Neil Cotts remains?

Vizcaino still sucks.

[*In a Nutsack]

Am i the only person that finds designating Vizcaino is funny? He has been the only middle reliever that hasn't given up a run yet, but Neil Cotts remains?

Vizcaino still sucks.

Neal Cotts sucks more.  No numbers to back that up, but just in life...

[Oleg]

Am i the only person that finds designating Vizcaino is funny? He has been the only middle reliever that hasn't given up a run yet, but Neil Cotts remains?

I nearly peed my pants laughing about it when Cotts gave up that jack yesterday.

I wish I had your restraint.

What, pants?

[EVILteddie]

Vizcaino hasn't sucked this year, and now who knows what the fuck is up with Marmol!

[Philberto]

David Patton. Get the fuck out of here. That Pujols homerun was very very shocking.

[BichetteHappens]

Is it sad that as soon as Al stepped up you knew a grand slam was coming?

Fuck you Patton, you gutless fucking asshole.

[PenFoe]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

[BH]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

He has one pitch, exactly what you want in a starter.

[PenFoe]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

He has one pitch, exactly what you want in a starter.

Is it a knuckleball?

[Philberto]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

He has one pitch, exactly what you want in a starter.

Is it a knuckleball?

It's the exterminator

[Gil Gunderson]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

He has one pitch, exactly what you want in a starter.

Is it a knuckleball?

It's the exterminator

I'm pretty sure you mean masturbator.

[Kermit, B.]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

At first blush, I honestly thought you meant Jake Fox.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

So I guess that means BOBBY SCALES! is going back to Des Moines so Wells can come up and pitch Friday.

At first blush, I honestly thought you meant Jake Fox.

[butthead]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

At first blush, I honestly thought you meant Jake Fox.

So I guess that means BOBBY SCALES! is going back to Des Moines so Wells can come up and pitch Friday.

Unless something terrible happens to Gathright. Or Lou realizes he sucks.

[Philberto]

Smark down, Fox up.

Fox is replacing Jeff Samardzija, who is expected to go back into the starting rotation at Iowa. He could wind up returning as a starter with Carlos Zambrano on the disabled list.

Apparently Phildo thinks that Smarkja will be ready to come back as a starter in roughly 48 hours.
Idiot.

He has one pitch, exactly what you want in a starter.

Is it a knuckleball?

It's the exterminator

I'm pretty sure you mean masturbator.

I just did that. Anyone know what to do with sticky "b", "h", "u", "y", "7", and "num lock" keys