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Saul Goodman

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #210 on: May 16, 2009, 02:45:20 PM »
Bump.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #211 on: May 16, 2009, 02:48:19 PM »
Wow, Gregg got destroyed. Four rockets and a HBP. Fucking sucks to watch that garbage after watching Guzmol dominate.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #212 on: May 16, 2009, 02:48:49 PM »
Wait, Marshall was available?

What the fuck is Lou doing?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #213 on: May 16, 2009, 02:57:40 PM »
And how do you walk Michael Bourn?  You can give him a cookie and he'll hit it what, 200 feet?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #214 on: May 16, 2009, 02:58:32 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on May 16, 2009, 02:48:49 PM
Wait, Marshall was available?

What the fuck is Lou doing?

Thank God for Marshall.  Anyone want to volunteer to drive Heilman and Gregg to the "airport", by which I mean into Lake Michigan?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #215 on: May 16, 2009, 03:21:26 PM »
I was really hoping that rocket off of Gregg's wrist would have ended his season. Fucking cumstain.

Why is it the shitty guys never get hurt?

Heilman is a fucking pussy.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #216 on: May 16, 2009, 03:29:20 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 16, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
I was really hoping that rocket off of Gregg's wrist would have ended his season. Fucking cumstain.

Why is it the shitty guys never get hurt?

Heilman is a fucking pussy.

Really?  Hoping people get hurt?  That's not very nice. 

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #217 on: May 16, 2009, 04:35:11 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on May 16, 2009, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 16, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
I was really hoping that rocket off of Gregg's wrist would have ended his season. Fucking cumstain.

Why is it the shitty guys never get hurt?

Heilman is a fucking pussy.

Really?  Hoping people get hurt?  That's not very nice. 

To be perfectly fair, LoneStar is just drooling over all of the All Star caliber bullpen talent the Cubs have simply waiting in the wings.

Jeff Stevens?

Kevin Hart?

Yay?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #218 on: May 16, 2009, 10:07:13 PM »
Quote from: Tank on May 16, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
Quote from: air2300 on May 16, 2009, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 16, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
I was really hoping that rocket off of Gregg's wrist would have ended his season. Fucking cumstain.

Why is it the shitty guys never get hurt?

Heilman is a fucking pussy.

Really?  Hoping people get hurt?  That's not very nice. 

To be perfectly fair, LoneStar is just drooling over all of the All Star caliber bullpen talent the Cubs have simply waiting in the wings.

Jeff Stevens?

Kevin Hart?


Yay?

Damn right, yay.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #219 on: May 16, 2009, 10:12:28 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on May 16, 2009, 10:07:13 PM
Quote from: Tank on May 16, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
Quote from: air2300 on May 16, 2009, 03:29:20 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 16, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
I was really hoping that rocket off of Gregg's wrist would have ended his season. Fucking cumstain.

Why is it the shitty guys never get hurt?

Heilman is a fucking pussy.

Really?  Hoping people get hurt?  That's not very nice. 

To be perfectly fair, LoneStar is just drooling over all of the All Star caliber bullpen talent the Cubs have simply waiting in the wings.

Jeff Stevens?

Kevin Hart?


Yay?

Damn right, yay.

Apex, I didn't know you were an actor.



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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #220 on: May 17, 2009, 07:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Tank on May 16, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
To be perfectly fair, LoneStar is just drooling over all of the All Star
the Cubs have simply waiting in the wings.

I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #221 on: May 17, 2009, 04:28:51 PM »
Ascanio needs to get hurt too.

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #222 on: May 17, 2009, 04:49:29 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 17, 2009, 04:28:51 PM
Ascanio needs to get hurt too.
Classy. 

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #223 on: May 17, 2009, 05:08:56 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on May 17, 2009, 04:49:29 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on May 17, 2009, 04:28:51 PM
Ascanio needs to get hurt too.
Classy. 

Vince Perkins, come on down?

What's Carmen Pignatello up to these days?
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