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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #465 on: July 25, 2009, 01:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 25, 2009, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Pre on July 25, 2009, 01:42:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on July 24, 2009, 10:34:35 AM
He wasn't as good when he started an inning himself.

If only baseball reference had some kind of simple stat to show that once again you're
shitting on a thread with crazy.

Oh, here it is.

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I          Split   G  PA  AB  R  H 2B 3B HR SB CS BB SO SO/BB   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS  TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB BAbip tOPS+
    First Batter 309 309 268 41 66 10  4 10  2  0 35 72  2.06 .246 .331 .425 .757 114   4   0  4  2   0  .298   122
    Leadoff Inn. 231 275 249  8 54  9  0  8  0  0 26 69  2.65 .217 .291 .349 .640  87   0   0  0  0   0  .267    88


Instead of making an excuse and mutating your-- for lack of better
words I'll call it a-- theory to some other similar crap, feel free to go
back to posting about how awesome you think you are at some
video game for us all to ignore.

Just because you keep saying the same inane "analysis" doesn't
make it true.  You're like Joe Morgan claiming Banks hit most of
his home runs into the baskets that didn't exist during his career.

1:42 AM?  A-Pre is going to kill you today.

Musta gotten pretty loaded at the rehearsal.  Isn't Pre getting married right about now?
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #466 on: July 27, 2009, 08:36:26 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 25, 2009, 01:08:37 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 25, 2009, 12:54:13 PM
Quote from: Pre on July 25, 2009, 01:42:53 AM
Quote from: Weebs on July 24, 2009, 10:34:35 AM
He wasn't as good when he started an inning himself.

If only baseball reference had some kind of simple stat to show that once again you're
shitting on a thread with crazy.

Oh, here it is.

Code Select

I          Split   G  PA  AB  R  H 2B 3B HR SB CS BB SO SO/BB   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS  TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB BAbip tOPS+
    First Batter 309 309 268 41 66 10  4 10  2  0 35 72  2.06 .246 .331 .425 .757 114   4   0  4  2   0  .298   122
    Leadoff Inn. 231 275 249  8 54  9  0  8  0  0 26 69  2.65 .217 .291 .349 .640  87   0   0  0  0   0  .267    88


Instead of making an excuse and mutating your-- for lack of better
words I'll call it a-- theory to some other similar crap, feel free to go
back to posting about how awesome you think you are at some
video game for us all to ignore.

Just because you keep saying the same inane "analysis" doesn't
make it true.  You're like Joe Morgan claiming Banks hit most of
his home runs into the baskets that didn't exist during his career.

1:42 AM?  A-Pre is going to kill you today.

Musta gotten pretty loaded at the rehearsal.  Isn't Pre getting married right about now?

He was indeed.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #467 on: July 28, 2009, 09:53:35 PM »
Why the fuck is Aaron Heilman still on this roster?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #468 on: July 28, 2009, 09:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on July 28, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Why the fuck is Aaron Heilman still on this roster?

Because he played for one of Hendry's buddies in college.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #469 on: July 28, 2009, 09:59:44 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 28, 2009, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on July 28, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Why the fuck is Aaron Heilman still on this roster?

Because he played for one of Hendry's buddies in college.

Kerm, fuck your gutless fucking college and all the sports "talent" it produces.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #470 on: July 28, 2009, 10:03:29 PM »
So two of the three losses since the ASB, if this score holds up, can be attributed at least in part to the two Notre Dame fuckwits in the pen.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #471 on: July 28, 2009, 10:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on July 28, 2009, 09:59:44 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 28, 2009, 09:57:52 PM
Quote from: Weebs on July 28, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Why the fuck is Aaron Heilman still on this roster?

Because he played for one of Hendry's buddies in college.

Kerm, fuck your gutless fucking college and all the sports "talent" it produces.

Based on his performance this year, Aaron Heilman has been invited to play in the Sugar Bowl.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #472 on: July 29, 2009, 09:29:40 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 28, 2009, 10:03:29 PM
So two of the three losses since the ASB, if this score holds up, can be attributed at least in part to the two Notre Dame fuckwits in the pen.

Heilman has been awful, no doubt, but Jesus Christ, dude.  Calm down.  They're 9-3 since the ASB, and Dempster was, as expected, not sharp in his first start back.  Plus, Houston's bullpen is toast.  If they take 3 of 4, will you calm down?
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #473 on: July 29, 2009, 09:30:50 AM »

Fuck Aaron Heilman with Charlie Weis' frontbutt.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #474 on: July 29, 2009, 09:33:05 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 29, 2009, 09:29:40 AM
If they take 3 of 4, will you calm down?

I'm struggling to come up with an answer that's longer than two letters, but this is the best I can manage.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #475 on: July 29, 2009, 01:28:11 PM »
Quote from: Tank on July 29, 2009, 09:33:05 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on July 29, 2009, 09:29:40 AM
If they take 3 of 4, will you calm down?

I'm struggling to come up with an answer that's longer than two letters, but this is the best I can manage. Are you new here?

Internet tradition'd.
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #476 on: July 30, 2009, 04:04:26 PM »
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #477 on: July 30, 2009, 04:13:33 PM »
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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #478 on: July 30, 2009, 04:24:44 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 30, 2009, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on July 30, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Crazy Rumor Guy says Grabow and Gorzelanny are on their way to our KUBBEEZ.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy is saying the same thing.

Would that be the same Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy that Crazy Rumor Guy quoted?  Thanks for the scoop.
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread
« Reply #479 on: July 30, 2009, 04:29:23 PM »
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on July 30, 2009, 04:24:44 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on July 30, 2009, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: PiniellaTailOnTheDonkey on July 30, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Crazy Rumor Guy says Grabow and Gorzelanny are on their way to our KUBBEEZ.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy is saying the same thing.

Would that be the same Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pirates beat guy that Crazy Rumor Guy quoted?  Thanks for the scoop.

I'm guessing Mitch Atkins is part of this deal, which is why Stevens was called back up.  I wouldn't be surprised if Hart is sent with and Gorzelanny gets a start or two while Lilly is out.
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