The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[Philberto]

Seeing those comments remind me of what life was like before the web 'sploded and we had places like Desipio.  I spent the better part of 2002 bashing my head against the wall at the chicagosports.com Cubs messageboard arguing against people who thought Roosevelt Brown was simply not getting a fair shake.

That sounds far better than the time I spent at Cubs.com and the four-letter.

What about the Cubs board on ESPN? Woof.

Also, ITI.

I was out having sex with vaginas.

I was in junior high. having sex with my hand

[ChuckD]

Seeing those comments remind me of what life was like before the web 'sploded and we had places like Desipio.  I spent the better part of 2002 bashing my head against the wall at the chicagosports.com Cubs messageboard arguing against people who thought Roosevelt Brown was simply not getting a fair shake.

That sounds far better than the time I spent at Cubs.com and the four-letter.

What about the Cubs board on ESPN? Woof.

Also, ITI.

I was out having sex with vaginas.

I was imagining what it would be like to have sex with vaginas.

[Internet Apex]

Seeing those comments remind me of what life was like before the web 'sploded and we had places like Desipio.  I spent the better part of 2002 bashing my head against the wall at the chicagosports.com Cubs messageboard arguing against people who thought Roosevelt Brown was simply not getting a fair shake.

That sounds far better than the time I spent at Cubs.com and the four-letter.

What about the Cubs board on ESPN? Woof.

Also, ITI.

I was out having sex with vaginas.

I was imagining what it would be like to have sex with vaginas.

I was trying to remember what it was like to have sex with vaginas while I had sex with my hand.

[Slaky]

What the fuck happened here?

[PenFoe]

What the fuck happened here?

The thread got out of control while you were having sex with Apex's hand.

[LoneStarCubFan]

And the Samardizja pants-pissing has commenced.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Fucking pussy.

[Tank]

And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

[Simmer]

What does a pants-pissing have to do with fucking a pussy?  I try to keep my pissings in the pants, not in the pussy.

[LoneStarCubFan]

And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

So I guess you're satisfied with little Jeffy's performance tonight?

[BC]

Since nobody else is saying it...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[Weebs]

Since nobody else is saying it...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

I think this means DOOOOOOOOOOOM.

[MAD]

And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

So I guess you're satisfied with little Jeffy's performance tonight?

Far be it from to speak for Thrillho, but he would probably agree that Smudgepants is pretty lousy. 

He just finds your sand-in-the-vagina over-the-top reactions childish and, frankly, pussirific.  As most of us do.

[LoneStarCubFan]

And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

So I guess you're satisfied with little Jeffy's performance tonight?

Far be it from to speak for Thrillho, but he would probably agree that Smudgepants is pretty lousy. 

He just finds your sand-in-the-vagina over-the-top reactions childish and, frankly, pussirific.  As most of us do.

Great. Fuck you too.

[MAD]

And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

So I guess you're satisfied with little Jeffy's performance tonight?

Far be it from to speak for Thrillho, but he would probably agree that Smudgepants is pretty lousy. 

He just finds your sand-in-the-vagina over-the-top reactions childish and, frankly, pussirific.  As most of us do.

Great. Fuck you too.

Don't you mean "Fuck you, too, pussy", tough guy?