The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[Saul Goodman]

And the Samardizja LoneStar pants-pissing has commenced.

Fucking pussy'd

So I guess you're satisfied with little Jeffy's performance tonight?

Far be it from to speak for Thrillho, but he would probably agree that Smudgepants is pretty lousy. 

He just finds your sand-in-the-vagina over-the-top reactions childish and, frankly, pussirific.  As most of us do.

Great. Fuck you too.

Don't you mean "Fuck you, too, pussy", internet tough guy?

[CubFaninHydePark]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Fuck Kevin Gregg.

[Weebs]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Fuck Kevin Gregg.

Intrepid Reader: Derrek Lee

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Fuck you.

[MAD]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Fuck Kevin Gregg.

That's the first blown save Gregg's had since...well probably since the last time you went wee-wee on your computer and ranted and raved about the guy.  What's that--5 weeks ago?

[Tank]

I know what you're thinking: "Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaley man-fish."

You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got somethin' to show ya. You know what that is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

[Weebs]

I know what you're thinking: "Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaley man-fish."

You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got somethin' to show ya. You know what that is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4

Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?

That video is so bizarre.

Edit: Pre-mature Aaron Heilman anti-splooge!  Fuck Notre Dame and fuck whatever that cockstain is going to do next inning.

[Tank]

Fuck Notre Dame and fuck whatever that cockstain is going to do next inning.

Fuck 1-2-3 saves.

[BC]

Amazing what happens when the guy doesn't walk anybody...

[Simmer]

LoneStar?  Guest?  Did we just witness the implosion of an account here?

[Tank]

LoneStar?  Guest?  Did we just witness the implosion of an account here?

That motherlicker must not like Bailey's.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

LoneStar?  Guest?  Did we just witness the implosion of an account here?

That motherlicker must not like Bailey's.

Godspeed, LoneStar.  We'll always have the "gutless assholes" thread to remember you by.

[Slaky]

LoneStar?  Guest?  Did we just witness the implosion of an account here?

That motherlicker must not like Bailey's.

He saw his own downstairs mixup.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Fuck Kevin Gregg.

That's the first blown save Gregg's had since...well probably since the last time you went wee-wee on your computer and ranted and raved about the guy.  What's that--5 weeks ago?

The 4-run meltdown against Houston, the game in Detwat, letting Cincy somehow get back in the first game...they're all just spread out enough to not focus concern, but Gregg has looked vulnerable more than dominant this season.  3 runs after getting the first two outs is pretty inexcusable.

And wasn't it about this time last year that BK's favorite pinch-hitter took Gregg yard for a multi-run blown save in that park?  His ERA was 2.29 going into that game, and his season ended with it at 3.41.

The best could be yet to come.

[Slaky]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Fuck Kevin Gregg.

That's the first blown save Gregg's had since...well probably since the last time you went wee-wee on your computer and ranted and raved about the guy.  What's that--5 weeks ago?

The 4-run meltdown against Houston, the game in Detwat, letting Cincy somehow get back in the first game...they're all just spread out enough to not focus concern, but Gregg has looked vulnerable more than dominant this season.  3 runs after getting the first two outs is pretty inexcusable.

And wasn't it about this time last year that BK's favorite pinch-hitter took Gregg yard for a multi-run blown save in that park?  His ERA was 2.29 going into that game, and his season ended with it at 3.41.

The best could be yet to come.

Wow, closer ERA is so important. You might be on to something here.

[Andy]

Gregg's been the most consistent Cubs reliever (well, Cotts was consistently awful, and Guzman's the best but he's too injury-ie).  I was stunned by what happened last night, because Gregg absolutely blew the first two guys away.  K's on a total of seven pitches and then...yikes.

Of course, if it turns out E-ramis is more injured than just "he got nailed on the funny bone after four hours of playing on a 90 degree night in Florida and it made him nauseous and he had to leave the game" after getting hit in the 10th inning that shouldn't have needed to be played, I'm meeting the Cubs in Cincinnati tomorrow and punching Gregg right in his Rec Specs.