The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[Internet Apex]

Not having Grabow ready to face those lefties after Marmol walked the leadoff hitter was Dusty Bevington School of Baseball Clown College yearbook inscription material.

"Dear Cubs Fan,

Oops. LOL!!!

Love, Lou."

[Dave B]

Not having Grabow ready to face those lefties after Marmol walked the leadoff hitter was Dusty Bevington School of Baseball Clown College yearbook inscription material.

"Dear Cubs Fan,

Oops. LOL!!!

Love, Lou."

This.

Un-fucking-believable. No excuse for not having Grabow ready for the lefties.

I'm not sure how much more of this I can watch.

[Quality Start Machine]

Not having Grabow ready to face those lefties after Marmol walked the leadoff hitter was Dusty Bevington School of Baseball Clown College yearbook inscription material.

"Dear Cubs Fan,

Oops. LOL!!!

Love, Lou."

This.

Un-fucking-believable. No excuse for not having Grabow ready for the lefties.

I'm not sure how much more of this I can watch.

You know goddamn well you'll watch it all.

[Dave B]

I will admit that I'm not as angry at these ridiculous losses as I have been in years past. Maybe I'm just getting older. Or looking forward to hockey season.

[Quality Start Machine]

I will admit that I'm not as angry at these ridiculous losses as I have been in years past. Maybe I'm just getting older. Or looking forward to hockey season.

You've become a known pussy.

[Dave B]

Stop inciting me. Or is it "enticing"?

[Weebs]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

[Slaky]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

[PenFoe]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

This makes a ton of sense, seeing how great he was in Boston.

Maybe the Cubs should go after Glavine too, that guy seemed to have a ton left in the tank.

[Weebs]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

Well exuuuse me, Judge Reinhold.

[Internet Apex]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

Well exuuuse me, Judge Reinhold.

What could Smoltz do that David Patton couldn't?

[fiveouts]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

Well exuuuse me, Judge Reinhold.

What could Smoltz do that David Patton couldn't?

Grow facial hair.

[Philberto]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

Well exuuuse me, Judge Reinhold.

What could Smoltz do that David Patton couldn't?

Patton's still on the team?

[PenFoe]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

Well exuuuse me, Judge Reinhold.

What could Smoltz do that David Patton couldn't?

Grow facial hair.

Spend time in the sun without SPF 850.

[Weebs]

I'm not sure if there's been any talk of it, but it considering the state of this pitching staff, it might be worth it for the Cubs to pay John Smoltz the minimum to come in and work out of the bullpen after he's released by the Red Sox.

I can tell you why there's been no talk of it.

Well exuuuse me, Judge Reinhold.

What could Smoltz do that David Patton couldn't?

Grow facial hair.

Spend time in the sun without SPF 850.

How about we just make a "David Patton can..." thread and stop ruining this one?