The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[CubFaninHydePark]

Because, if so, you can call him whatever you want.

He called me Greenhorn.  I called him Tony Randall.  It's a thing we had.

Also--An-hell Gooz-man is not the answer.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

What was the question?

[Slaky]

See guys: Guzman had a bad outing today. His first in a long, long time. So now, naturally, he stinks.

[Jon]

Another JOn sighting, as he approves of Oleg's failed attempt to bang that chick.

/fix'd

Oh dear god. I totally understand this KurtEvans photoshop...

Earlier today I agreed with Internet Chuck.

If I stop wishing hot death to rain on PenFoe, this will be the most fucked up day of my life...

[CubFaninHydePark]

See guys: Guzman had a bad outing today. His first in a long, long time. So now, naturally, he stinks.

Guzman has actually strung a few shaky/bad outings now in a row.  Even Len talked about it.

[MAD]

See guys: Guzman had a bad outing today. His first in a long, long time. So now, naturally, he stinks.

Guzman has actually strung a few shaky/bad outings now in a row.  Even Len talked about it.

Hate to agree with CFiHP, but Guzman gave up a handful of frozen ropes the other day, including an inside the park home to an apaprently 400 pound man.

Still, he's pretty good.

[BH]

Still, he's pretty good.

Huey probably made a bold prediction in 2005 about how awesome Gooz was going to be in our rotation, front-to-back, in 2006.
He's sticking with this prediction.

[Quality Start Machine]

I have no idea what Oleg is holding in that picture, but I'm pretty sure it had weed in it.

[MAD]

I have no idea what Oleg is holding in that picture, but I'm pretty sure it had weed in it.

Thanks, Tim McCarver.

[Quality Start Machine]

I have no idea what Oleg is holding in that picture, but I'm pretty sure it had weed in it.

Thanks, Tim McCarver.

No sweat, Keith Hernandez.

[PenFoe]

Would it be possible, just once for Kurt to be involved in a thread that didn't devolve into the sole focus being on Kurt?

Also, would it be possible for Kurt to just be allowed to be Kurt without eliciting 10,000 word responses?
We get it, he's an idiot.

[Jon]

Would it be possible, just once for Kurt to be involved in a thread that didn't devolve into the sole focus being on Kurt?

Also, would it be possible for Kurt to just be allowed to be Kurt without eliciting 10,000 word responses?
We get it, he's an idiot.

Goddammit PenFoe, why are you still alive?

[PenFoe]

Would it be possible, just once for Kurt to be involved in a thread that didn't devolve into the sole focus being on Kurt?

Also, would it be possible for Kurt to just be allowed to be Kurt without eliciting 10,000 word responses?
We get it, he's an idiot.

Goddammit PenFoe, why are you still alive?

Because someone has to offset your brilliant contributions to this board.

[Jon]

Would it be possible, just once for Kurt to be involved in a thread that didn't devolve into the sole focus being on Kurt?

Also, would it be possible for Kurt to just be allowed to be Kurt without eliciting 10,000 word responses?
We get it, he's an idiot.

Goddammit PenFoe, why are you still alive?

Because someone has to offset your brilliant contributions to this board.

I must break you.

[Quality Start Machine]

Would it be possible, just once for Kurt to be involved in a thread that didn't devolve into the sole focus being on Kurt?

Also, would it be possible for Kurt to just be allowed to be Kurt without eliciting 10,000 word responses?
We get it, he's an idiot.

Goddammit PenFoe, why are you still alive?

Because someone has to offset your brilliant contributions to this board.

I must break you.

Go get him!