The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[BH]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

[Brownie]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

[Bort]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

[SKO]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

[Bort]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

[SKO]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

[PenPho]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

[Bort]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

[BH]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

[Richard Chuggar]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Red Headed Sluts.

[CBStew]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Pepto Bismol?

[Armchair_QB]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Red Headed Sluts.

[CBStew]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Red Headed Sluts.

I bet that her hair color isn't real.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Red Headed Sluts.

I bet that her hair color isn't real.

She's a natural blonde.

[Armchair_QB]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Red Headed Sluts.

I bet that her hair color isn't real.

I bet I don't care. :D