The Unresolved Bullpen Angst Thread

[Internet Apex]

rotoworld.

Season savior alert!

"Diamondbacks released RHP Bob Howry.

Not a great showing from the right-handed setup man in Arizona. Howry inked a one-year, $2 million contract this offseason -- and will probably get to keep all of it -- but allowed a ridiculous 17 earned runs in 20 1/3 innings for the Diamondbacks this season. He packed his things Monday. Still, we'd bet that his 1.15 WHIP from last year will land him a shot elsewhere. "

Honestly, Bob Howry and/or Chad Go-Dan (DFA'd by the A's yesterday) would make the Cubs better, even if they continue to pitch the way they have this season.

And that is a sobering thought.

That is the exact opposite of a sobering thought. That makes me want to drink until I crank out the Cyndi Lauper.

Well, the sobriety is the inciting incident for the drunkenness.

Also...so you want to drink 2 My Tais?

It was five shots of Jameson and three shots of....well, whatever it was, it was red.

Grenadine?

The blood of Kevin Hart's cutter's victims?

Cherry jello shots?  Beet juice and goldschlagger shots? Clamato and peach schnapps shots?

Red Headed Sluts.

I bet that her hair color isn't real.

I bet I don't care. :D

This entire 8th inning is... is... something. I love her.

[morpheus]

Lou in tonight's postgame presser:

"We're going to change Zambrano's role, stretch him out a bit more...from short to longer. Build up some arm strength and stamina."

When asked about the rotation, he denied that was what was happening.  Big Z the long reliever?

[MAD]

Lou in tonight's postgame presser:

"We're going to change Zambrano's role, stretch him out a bit more...from short to longer. Build up some arm strength and stamina."

When asked about the rotation, he denied that was what was happening.  Big Z the long reliever?

Well, they have been in some blowouts lately.  It's like the old saying, "If you don't want pay your ace pitcher to be your ace pitcher, then you can always use him in a mop-up role."

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Lou in tonight's postgame presser:

"We're going to change Zambrano's role, stretch him out a bit more...from short to longer. Build up some arm strength and stamina."

When asked about the rotation, he denied that was what was happening.  Big Z the long reliever?

Well, they have been in some blowouts lately.  It's like the old saying, "If you don't want pay your ace pitcher to be your ace pitcher, then you can always use him in a mop-up role."

I don't think I've ever heard tha—

Oh.

I see.

[flannj]

from short to longer

Can't imagine why.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

from short to longer

Can't imagine why.

Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

FYC.

[Jub]

She has two asses.

[ChuckD]

She has two asses.

What a coincidence! We have Chuck and Pen.

[Waco Kid]

Lou in tonight's postgame presser:

"We're going to change Zambrano's role, stretch him out a bit more...from short to longer. Build up some arm strength and stamina."

When asked about the rotation, he denied that was what was happening.  Big Z the long reliever?

Well, they have been in some blowouts lately.  It's like the old saying, "If you don't want pay your ace pitcher to be your ace pitcher, then you can always use him in a mop-up role."

An $18 million dollar mop up man. Your 2010 Chicago Cubs!

[Internet Apex]

Per Len and Borb on the broadcast tonight: Brown Spot Bob returns.

Hop on that Big Blue Train, octaroons.

[Bonk]

I fucking hate Jon Gay-Blow.

[Bort]

I fucking hate Jon Gay-Blow.

What have I ever done to you?


Oh, that Jon Gay-Blow.

[Bonk]

Marmot with the let's-scare-the-shit-out-everyone-before-settling-down-and-making-awesome-happen save.

What was up with his mechanics tonight? I've seen less jerkiness from an arm motion when I watch porn.

[Shooter]

Marmot with the let's-scare-the-shit-out-everyone-before-settling-down-and-making-awesome-happen save.

What was up with his mechanics tonight? I've seen less jerkiness from an arm motion when I watch porn.

Pitching every day?

[Bonk]

Marmot with the let's-scare-the-shit-out-everyone-before-settling-down-and-making-awesome-happen save.

What was up with his mechanics tonight? I've seen less jerkiness from an arm motion when I watch porn.

Pitching every day?

Were you talking about Marmot or me?