News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu

Author Topic: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread  ( 32,956 )

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 12:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Fork on April 14, 2009, 11:53:16 AM

I can't believe there's been this much discussion of short people with nary a mention of anyone around here...

We didn't want to render you obsolete.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Tank

  • Folklorist/Library Cop
  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,874
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 12:45:06 PM »
Quote from: MAD on April 14, 2009, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Lukester on April 14, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

You ain't kiddin.   When they were announcing the opening lineups yesterday,   other than DeePeeLee it looked like a cast of Danny Devito's and Verne Troyer's. 

I know that 1 game out of 162 is miniscule, but it was nice to win with that lineup.  No Bradley, no Pancakes, no Soto.  It was like rooting for your team during WWII.  That lineup screamed 4F.

Outstanding.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

Gil Gunderson

  • I do justice-y things.
  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,880
  • Location: Oakland, CA
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 01:26:17 PM »
Quote from: Tank on April 14, 2009, 12:45:06 PM
Quote from: MAD on April 14, 2009, 11:41:11 AM
Quote from: Lukester on April 14, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 13, 2009, 08:17:50 PM
The average height of the starting IF today was 5'8".

You ain't kiddin.   When they were announcing the opening lineups yesterday,   other than DeePeeLee it looked like a cast of Danny Devito's and Verne Troyer's. 

I know that 1 game out of 162 is miniscule, but it was nice to win with that lineup.  No Bradley, no Pancakes, no Soto.  It was like rooting for your team during WWII.  That lineup screamed 4F.

Outstanding.

I think I wet myself a little when I read that.  God bless history.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 01:29:26 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 14, 2009, 12:12:13 PM
Quote from: Fork on April 14, 2009, 11:53:16 AM

I can't believe there's been this much discussion of short people with nary a mention of anyone around here...

We didn't want to render you obsolete.

Too late. FACE!
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

LoneStarCubFan

  • Guest
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 01:41:25 PM »


CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Cub infielders (L-R) Mike Fontenot, Ryan Theriot and Aaron Miles shown during pregame introductions before the Cubs' home opener at Wrigley Field on Monday.

Shooter

  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,624
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 02:41:27 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 14, 2009, 01:41:25 PM


CHICAGO (AP) -- Chicago Cub infielders (L-R) Mike Fontenot, Ryan Theriot and Aaron Miles shown during pregame introductions before the Cubs' home opener at Wrigley Field on Monday.

I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

Eli

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,048
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »

LoneStarCubFan

  • Guest
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM »

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM »
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

LoneStarCubFan

  • Guest
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2009, 10:36:44 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I'll give you Marquis.

However, if we're talking an Alex Gonzalez Hating Contest, I will bring the pain.

Internet Apex

  • SSM's Resident Octagonacologist
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 9,128
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 07:48:48 AM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 10:36:44 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I'll give you Marquis.

However, if we're talking an Alex Gonzalez Hating Contest, I will bring the pain.

Basically... fuck him.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 07:50:27 AM »

McStiff eats ass.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

RV

  • Fukakke Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,881
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2009, 07:42:49 AM »
At least he's self-aware...

QuoteMiles pinch-hit in the eighth inning with one out and drew a walk off loser Chris Perez.

"The pitcher has to be tight," he said. "I have a little strike zone and worked the walk. All I'm trying to do is get on base."

Also, the Genius is still an asshat:

QuoteAfter reading  Derrek Lee's comments that pitcher  Adam Wainwright "got the benefit of the doubt" on the called third strike to Bradley, the Cardinals manager told reporters before Friday's game:

"I don't know how the Cubs get away with making the comments they make about umpires."


Kermit, B.

  • Missing Daryle Ward since 10/04/08
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 1,978
  • Location: The nucleus of a uranium atom
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 10:21:27 AM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 16, 2009, 09:23:14 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 09:18:49 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 16, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
I hate Aaron Miles so much.

I hate him more.

Wanna have a Jason Marquis hating contest? I'll win it.

I certainly don't miss Marquis, but I thought it was really dumb of the fans to boo him and Glendon Rusch last week.
Hire Jim Essian!

LoneStarCubFan

  • Guest
Re: Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2009, 03:37:15 PM »
Dear Jim:

Never sign ex-Cardinals unless they promise to stay on the juice.

Sincerely,

Cub Fans Everywhere