Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread

[Jon]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

[Quality Start Machine]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

I'm a one-liner guy. Those broads are long-winded.

[Jon]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

I'm a one-liner guy. Those broads are long-winded.

But it adds up.


It adds up.

[Quality Start Machine]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

I'm a one-liner guy. Those broads are long-winded.

But it adds up.


It adds up.

Admit it, you admire my rapier-like wit. Shit, you want to be me when you grow up.

[Jon]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

I'm a one-liner guy. Those broads are long-winded.

But it adds up.


It adds up.

Admit it, you admire my rapier-like wit. Shit, you want to be me when you grow up.

So, I want to be a less-endowed Milton Berle with a goatee? I should learn to dream bigger.

[Quality Start Machine]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

I'm a one-liner guy. Those broads are long-winded.

But it adds up.


It adds up.

Admit it, you admire my rapier-like wit. Shit, you want to be me when you grow up.

So, I want to be a less-endowed Milton Berle with a goatee? I should learn to dream bigger.

goals that are easily attainable are the key to happiness.

[Jon]

FLACCIDTIME!

I'd rather fuck the entire cast of "The View" than watch this asshole play one more inning as a Cub.

At least there would be an enlightening conversation about the human condition before, during, and afterwards.

Fuck no. I'd buy a case of ball gags.

Physician, Heal Thyself.

I'm a one-liner guy. Those broads are long-winded.

But it adds up.


It adds up.

Admit it, you admire my rapier-like wit. Shit, you want to be me when you grow up.

So, I want to be a less-endowed Milton Berle with a goatee? I should learn to dream bigger.

goals that are easily attainable are the key to happiness.

Touche.

[Waco Kid]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

[Chuck to Chuck]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

Let's hope for 730 days.

[Andy]

The Sox won't know what they hit them.  The Cubs add Bobby Scales and Ryan Freel within a 24 hour span?  Hot damn!

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

Let's hope for 730 days.

Send his ass to a horse doctor.

[Tank]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

Let's hope for 730 days.

Send his ass to a horse doctor.

Aaron, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks.

I'm sending you to a vet.

[Slaky]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

Let's hope for 730 days.

Send his ass to a horse doctor.

How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

Let's hope for 730 days.

Send his ass to a horse doctor.

How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.

You've learned well, grasshopper.

[Tank]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-26-cubs-bits-chicago-jun26,0,3513948.story

Miles hurt: Aaron Miles suffered a hyperextended right elbow during batting practice Wednesday.

"It's not serious at all," said Miles, who nevertheless could be out a while.

This may call for a 60 day DL stint.

Let's hope for 730 days.

Send his ass to a horse doctor.

How that horse became a doctor, I'll never know.

You've learned well, grasshopper.

Don't flatter yourself, Zetz.