Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread

[PenFoe]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can.""

I know this isn't the NFL, but don't most of these guy play at least a little banged up?
What a goddamn cockrag this guy is.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can.""

Particularly those fans who respect him as a man.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans Wives can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can.""

Nobody stays married to a shitty baseball player'd

[BH]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can.""

Particularly those fans who respect him as a man.

No way he gets out of that hotel room alive if he's 99% healthy.

[MAD]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can.""

Particularly those fans who respect him as a man.

Instead of just linking to my name, how about linking to where I actually said I "respect him as a man."

That's some real shoddy Thrillwork.  You're just mailing it in now, turdbreath.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Instead of just linking to my name, how about linking to where I actually said I "respect him as a man."

How about: I'm not your monkey, Paddy?

[Gil Gunderson]

Instead of just linking to my name, how about linking to where I actually said I "respect him as a man."

How about: I'm not your monkey, Paddy?

Aren't you the functional Desipio equivalent of the Sheriff of Paddy's?

[BH]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can.""

Particularly those fans who respect him as a man.

Instead of just linking to my name, how about linking to where I actually said I "respect him as a man."

That's some real shoddy Thrillwork.  You're just mailing it in now, turdbreath.

How would someone post a link to a conversation you and I had at the Mutiny?

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Bump.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-03-cubs-dbacks-chicago-oct03,0,3289676.story

Miles sucked because of injuries. And his divorce.
""The fans can be won back pretty quickly," he said. "I've had a tough year. I definitely feel (management) gave me a good chance, but the injuries have gotten in the way. I've had a tough year personally off the field too (with a divorce).""

""The key thing is I'm a player that needs to be 100 percent and needs to be able to keep up my strength," he said. "I have to get everything out of my body that I can I was a lot better when I was on the juice in St. Louis.""

[R-V]

Here is what Jim Hendry said when asked if a middle infielder were a priority this winter:

"Not necessarily. I'm very happy with Ryan. Theriot's a winning-type player. He didn't play quite as well late when we were out of it as he did the previous year, but he gives you 110 (percent) every day. You win a lot of baseball games with him. I thought Baker did a really good job after we got him. He gives you a lot of protection. He plays well at second. I think Mike Fontenot was a guy, he'd be the first to tell you, that he had a disappointing year. We certainly need him to bounce back. We've got (Andres) Blanco, who's a great defender. It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

[Waco Kid]

Here is what Jim Hendry said when asked if a middle infielder were a priority this winter:

"Not necessarily. I'm very happy with Ryan. Theriot's a winning-type player. He didn't play quite as well late when we were out of it as he did the previous year, but he gives you 110 (percent) every day. You win a lot of baseball games with him. I thought Baker did a really good job after we got him. He gives you a lot of protection. He plays well at second. I think Mike Fontenot was a guy, he'd be the first to tell you, that he had a disappointing year. We certainly need him to bounce back. We've got (Andres) Blanco, who's a great defender. It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

The Mike Fontenot contribution to this pile of crap.

[ChuckD]

Here is what Jim Hendry said when asked if a middle infielder were a priority this winter:

"Not necessarily. I'm very happy with Ryan. Theriot's a winning-type player. He didn't play quite as well late when we were out of it as he did the previous year, but he gives you 110 (percent) every day. You win a lot of baseball games with him. I thought Baker did a really good job after we got him. He gives you a lot of protection. He plays well at second. I think Mike Fontenot was a guy, he'd be the first to tell you, that he had a disappointing year. We certainly need him to bounce back. We've got (Andres) Blanco, who's a great defender. It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

The Mike Fontenot contribution to this pile of crap.

I think it's wonderful that Mike Fontenot's best skill is admitting that he sucks.

[Andy]

So Miles was awful because his wife left him?

What was Fontenot's excuse, did Jim Edmonds take his dog with him?

[Armchair_QB]

I'm going to keep telling myself that Hendry is only saying all of this in order to drive up Miles' trade value so he can unload him.

And if that doesn't work I'll just take a hammer to my nuts, that way I can get myself ready for the feeling I get watching another year of Hobbits in the middle infield.

[JD]

Here is what Jim Hendry said when asked if a middle infielder were a priority this winter:

"Not necessarily. I'm very happy with Ryan. Theriot's a winning-type player. He didn't play quite as well late when we were out of it as he did the previous year, but he gives you 110 (percent) every day. You win a lot of baseball games with him. I thought Baker did a really good job after we got him. He gives you a lot of protection. He plays well at second. I think Mike Fontenot was a guy, he'd be the first to tell you, that he had a disappointing year. We certainly need him to bounce back. We've got (Andres) Blanco, who's a great defender. It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

The Mike Fontenot contribution to this pile of crap.

I think it's wonderful that Mike Fontenot's best skill is admitting that he sucks.

He didn't say it was his best skill.  It's just a skill.  He has others.  It's really hard to tell which one is his best.