Aaron Miles of Facials SPLOOOGE Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Here is what Jim Hendry said when asked if a middle infielder were a priority this winter:

"Not necessarily. I'm very happy with Ryan. Theriot's a winning-type player. He didn't play quite as well late when we were out of it as he did the previous year, but he gives you 110 (percent) every day. You win a lot of baseball games with him. I thought Baker did a really good job after we got him. He gives you a lot of protection. He plays well at second. I think Mike Fontenot was a guy, he'd be the first to tell you, that he had a disappointing year. We certainly need him to bounce back. We've got (Andres) Blanco, who's a great defender. It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

How do you bounce back to a place where you've never been?

[MAD]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

[PenFoe]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

Don't you think The Greatest Thread Ever would suffice?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

Don't you think The Greatest Thread Ever would suffice?

Huey has too much respect for Miles to want to watch him suffer through a post-baseball existence.

[MAD]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

Don't you think The Greatest Thread Ever would suffice?

Nope.  Death is the only option.

DO YOU HEAR ME, BANANAHANDS?

[JD]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

Don't you think The Greatest Thread Ever would suffice?

Nope.  Death is the only option.

DO YOU HEAR ME, BANANAHANDS?

I thought that was PenFoe.  Or possibly butthead.  Which one do we call BH?

[MAD]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

Don't you think The Greatest Thread Ever would suffice?

Nope.  Death is the only option.

DO YOU HEAR ME, BANANAHANDS?

I thought that was PenFoe.  Or possibly butthead.  Which one do we call BH?

That'd be OldSyleMan.

[JD]

I long for the day when I see Aaron Miles' name in the Dead Pool thread.

Don't you think The Greatest Thread Ever would suffice?

Nope.  Death is the only option.

DO YOU HEAR ME, BANANAHANDS?

I thought that was PenFoe.  Or possibly butthead.  Which one do we call BH?

That'd be OldSyleMan.

What do we call OldSyloMan, then?

[CBStew]

"It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

A "poor year"?   Michael Jackson had a better year than Miles.

[PenFoe]

"It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

A "poor year"?   Michael Jackson had a better year than Miles.

He touched a lot of people?

[BH]

"It's no secret that (Aaron) Miles had just a tremendous hiccup and a poor year after two really good years at St. Louis."

A "poor year"?   Michael Jackson had a better year than Miles.

He touched a lot of people?

That's our Pen!