Parks and Recreation

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"Zerts" are what I call desserts.

"Tre-tres" are entrees.

I call sandwiches "sammies," "samdoozles" or "Adam Sandlers."

Air conditioners are "cool blasterz" with a 'z'... I don't know where that came from.

I call cakes "big ol' cookies."

I call noodles "long-ass rice."

Fried chicken is "fry fry chicky chick."

Chicken parm is "chicky chicky parm parm."

Chicken cacciatore is "chicky catch."

I call eggs "pre-birds" or "future birds."

Root beer is "super water."

Tortillas are "bean blankies."

And I call forks "food rakes."

[Quality Start Machine]

Food & Stuff...it's where I get all my food, and most of my stuff.

[Bort]

"Zerts" are what I call desserts.

"Tre-tres" are entrees.

I call sandwiches "sammies," "samdoozles" or "Adam Sandlers."

Air conditioners are "cool blasterz" with a 'z'... I don't know where that came from.

I call cakes "big ol' cookies."

I call noodles "long-ass rice."

Fried chicken is "fry fry chicky chick."

Chicken parm is "chicky chicky parm parm."

Chicken cacciatore is "chicky catch."

I call eggs "pre-birds" or "future birds."

Root beer is "super water."

Tortillas are "bean blankies."

And I call forks "food rakes."

http://tomhaverfoods.com/

[Eli]

I love all of Parks and Rec's recurring characters that pop up from time to time (the family council woman, Joan Callamezzo, etc.), but I'm not sure anyone, or anything, tops Ya' Heard? with Perd.

[Eli]

Also:

SHUT UP! AND LOOK AT ME!

[R-V]

I love all of Parks and Rec's recurring characters that pop up from time to time (the family council woman, Joan Callamezzo, etc.), but I'm not sure anyone, or anything, tops Ya' Heard? with Perd.

Classic scene.

"And now, we're joined by another person."

"For me, it starts when the penis goes in."

[Richard Chuggar]

I love all of Parks and Rec's recurring characters that pop up from time to time (the family council woman, Joan Callamezzo, etc.), but I'm not sure anyone, or anything, tops Ya' Heard? with Perd.

Classic scene.

"And now, we're joined by another person."

"For me, it starts when the penis goes in."

Was that a real porn star?

Good thing I put them in the freezer.

Did you guys hear about this?  http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/sports/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,720892.story

[Eli]

GARBAGE FIGHT!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

GARBAGE FIGHT!

I lost my shit when Chris wished Ron a happy birthday and when Andy slugged Tom with the trash bag.

[Quality Start Machine]

GARBAGE FIGHT!

I lost my shit when Chris wished Ron a happy birthday and when Andy slugged Tom with the trash bag.

THI.

[R-V]

[Saul Goodman]

This show killed it tonight.  That's all I have to add.

[Eli]

Can I get this .gif next to a .gif of Chris playing air-banjo in Ben's backseat?

Also, "Here is her paper:"

Why Government Matters

It doesn't.

[Richard Chuggar]

Your mom's butt

[R-V]