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Tank

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BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« on: May 04, 2009, 05:02:04 PM »
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090504/SPORTS1402/90504028/-1/NEWS04

QuoteThe Chicago Cubs are expected to activate Iowa Cub utility infielder [BOBBY SCALES] today, and this time he's even going to get a uniform.

Sure, we may be losing Z to the 15-day DL.

But think of how much we'll gain.

Arizona governor Jan Brewer is expected to issue an emergency boner alert for the greater Phoenix area sometime this afternoon.
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 05:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Tank on May 04, 2009, 05:02:04 PM
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090504/SPORTS1402/90504028/-1/NEWS04

QuoteThe Chicago Cubs are expected to activate Iowa Cub utility infielder [BOBBY SCALES] today, and this time he's even going to get a uniform.

Sure, we may be losing Z to the 15-day DL.

But think of how much we'll gain.

Arizona governor Jan Brewer is expected to issue an emergency boner alert for the greater Phoenix area sometime this afternoon.

Other than the birth of my daughter and my wedding day, this is the greatest day of my life.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM »
More good news.

"News: Carlos Zambrano is out two or three weeks after being placed on the disabled list due to a strained left hamstring. Cubs manager Lou Piniella said the team plans to call up right-hander Randy Wells from Triple-A Iowa on Friday to take Zambrano's spot in the rotation at Milwaukee. "

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 06:12:00 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
More good news.

"News: Carlos Zambrano is out two or three weeks after being placed on the disabled list due to a strained left hamstring. Cubs manager Lou Piniella said the team plans to call up right-hander Randy Wells from Triple-A Iowa on Friday to take Zambrano's spot in the rotation at Milwaukee. "

I'm not sure I understand why this is good news.
What was the alternative?
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 06:12:46 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 04, 2009, 06:12:00 PM
Quote from: BH on May 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
More good news.

"News: Carlos Zambrano is out two or three weeks after being placed on the disabled list due to a strained left hamstring. Cubs manager Lou Piniella said the team plans to call up right-hander Randy Wells from Triple-A Iowa on Friday to take Zambrano's spot in the rotation at Milwaukee. "

I'm not sure I understand why this is good news.
What was the alternative?

I'm not sure how you don't understand. It's FUCKING RANDY WELLS man.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 06:19:52 PM »
Quote from: BH on May 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
More good news.

"News: Carlos Zambrano is out two or three weeks after being placed on the disabled list due to a strained left hamstring. Cubs manager Lou Piniella said the team plans to call up right-hander Randy Wells from Triple-A Iowa on Friday to take Zambrano's spot in the rotation at Milwaukee. "

BOBBY SCALES has 4 days to render Aaron Miles or Joey Gathright obsolete.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2009, 06:28:31 PM »
Quote from: MAD on May 04, 2009, 06:19:52 PM
Quote from: BH on May 04, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
More good news.

"News: Carlos Zambrano is out two or three weeks after being placed on the disabled list due to a strained left hamstring. Cubs manager Lou Piniella said the team plans to call up right-hander Randy Wells from Triple-A Iowa on Friday to take Zambrano's spot in the rotation at Milwaukee. "

BOBBY SCALES has 4 days to get render Aaron Miles or Joey Gathright obsolete. traded to the Orioles.

Where Cubs go to die'd
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 12:15:36 PM »


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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 12:37:58 PM »
Bobby gets his first major league start as Lou puts one of his spring training lineups out there against Lincecum.

QuoteGathright, CF
Miles, SS
Fukudome, RF
Lee, 1B
Hoffpauir, LF
Fontenot, 3B
Scales, 2B
Hill, C
Marshall, P

Oh, and Lou said Marmol and Gregg aren't available. Heilman is the closer.

http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1930

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 12:43:06 PM »
Quote from: RV on May 05, 2009, 12:37:58 PM
Bobby gets his first major league start as Lou puts one of his spring training lineups out there against Lincecum.

QuoteGathright, CF
Miles, SS
Fukudome, RF
Lee, 1B
Hoffpauir, LF
Fontenot, 3B
Scales, 2B
Hill, C
Marshall, P

Oh, and Lou said Marmol and Gregg aren't available. Heilman is the closer.

http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1930

Congrats to Tim Lincecum on his first career no-hitter.

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 01:03:24 PM »
Bud Selig will be investigating this forfeit.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 01:11:01 PM »
Where's the outrage over the Giants lineup?

F. Lewis LF
E. Renteria SS
R. Aurilia 1B
B. Molina C
A. Rowand CF
R. Winn RF
J. Uribe 3B
E. Burriss 2B
T. Lincecum P

Seems like 3 runs should be plenty to win.
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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2009, 01:23:55 PM »
So who is the other split-squad team playing today?

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 01:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Eli on May 05, 2009, 12:43:06 PM
Quote from: RV on May 05, 2009, 12:37:58 PM
Bobby gets his first major league start as Lou puts one of his spring training lineups out there against Lincecum.

QuoteGathright, CF
Miles, SS
Fukudome, RF
Lee, 1B
Hoffpauir, LF
Fontenot, 3B
Scales, 2B
Hill, C
Marshall, P

Oh, and Lou said Marmol and Gregg aren't available. Heilman is the closer.

http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1930

Congrats to Tim Lincecum on his first career no-hitter.

No-hit bid broken up by GATHRIGHT!
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser

Tank

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Re: BOBBY SCALES' POP-SHOT-INDUCING CALL-UP THREAD
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2009, 01:38:21 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on May 05, 2009, 01:11:01 PM
Seems like 3 runs should be plenty to win.

For whom?
"So, this old man comes over to us and starts ragging on us to get down from there and really not being mean. Well, being a drunk gnome, I started yelling at teh guy... like really loudly."

Excerpt from The Astonishing Tales of Wooderson the Lesser