The Chicago Shite Sox

[Indolent Reader]

"TAINT!"

John Kass is indignant!!!!!!!

Christ almighty, this Kasshurtedness is almost as laughable as Billy Payne's sermon on morality at Augusta.

But they'll have security — off-duty cops — watching every restroom. Bet on it.

That's because two big-time Sox fans, guys who can actually name great players of the past, read the Tribune and won't let it happen again. Their names are Mayor Richard Daley and Sox Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf.

They're parents. And so are many Sox players.

You can BET ON no more blumpkins at the Cell, pal. Because I am John Kass and I'm still important!

I have started to take my shits with the door open... everywhere...  lest John Kass kick in the door on his sexual witch hunt.  I never told you guys how I wipe, but Jonn "Da Public Sex Police" Kass will know soon enough.  Watch out for that column.  He is going to be very indignant, slightly horrified and covered in poo.

Doesn't that describe him as he writes every day?

[Waco Kid]

"TAINT!"

John Kass is indignant!!!!!!!

Christ almighty, this Kasshurtedness is almost as laughable as Billy Payne's sermon on morality at Augusta.

But they'll have security — off-duty cops — watching every restroom. Bet on it.

That's because two big-time Sox fans, guys who can actually name great players of the past, read the Tribune and won't let it happen again. Their names are Mayor Richard Daley and Sox Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf.

They're parents. And so are many Sox players.

You can BET ON no more blumpkins at the Cell, pal. Because I am John Kass and I'm still important!

I have started to take my shits with the door open... everywhere...  lest John Kass kick in the door on his sexual witch hunt.  I never told you guys how I wipe, but Jonn "Da Public Sex Police" Kass will know soon enough.  Watch out for that column.  He is going to be very indignant, slightly horrified and covered in poo.

Outstanding.

[Indolent Reader]

Whole-heartedly agree with number 7: I hate them too.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704471204575210384180269378.html?mod=WSJ_NY_Sports_LEFTTopStories#articleTabs%3Darticle

[PenFoe]

Whole-heartedly agree with number 7: I hate them too.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704471204575210384180269378.html?mod=WSJ_NY_Sports_LEFTTopStories#articleTabs%3Darticle

Who cares enough about the Indians to hate them?
I just feel bad for them.

[Richard Chuggar]

Whole-heartedly agree with number 7: I hate them too.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704471204575210384180269378.html?mod=WSJ_NY_Sports_LEFTTopStories#articleTabs%3Darticle

Who cares enough about the Indians to hate them?
I just feel bad for them.

My kinda team Charlie.  My kind of team.

[PenFoe]

Whole-heartedly agree with number 7: I hate them too.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704471204575210384180269378.html?mod=WSJ_NY_Sports_LEFTTopStories#articleTabs%3Darticle

Who cares enough about the Indians to hate them?
I just feel bad for them.

My kinda team Charlie.  My kind of team.

[Waco Kid]

http://deadspin.com/5545252/basebrawl-season-is-in-full-swing

[Quality Start Machine]

http://deadspin.com/5545252/basebrawl-season-is-in-full-swing

The Griffey White Sox jersey proves this guy's life is full of poor decisions.

[Kermit IV]

http://deadspin.com/5545252/basebrawl-season-is-in-full-swing

The Griffey White Sox jersey proves this guy's life is full of poor decisions.

• The guy in the Griffey jersey landed some really good punches on Hurley.
• Nice security response.
• The vendor's reaction was awesome when he sneaked away.

[CBStew]

http://deadspin.com/5545252/basebrawl-season-is-in-full-swing

The Griffey White Sox jersey proves this guy's life is full of poor decisions.

• The guy in the Griffey jersey landed some really good punches on Hurley.
• Nice security response.
• The vendor's reaction was awesome when he sneaked away.

Hey! No pushing. If I run out of Red Ropes , I can get more!

[Saul Goodman]

Amazingly, Ozzie's scribblings on a baseball are more comprehensible than his keyboard droppings on Twitter.  Who knew?

[Indolent Reader]

Amazingly, Ozzie's scribblings on a baseball are more comprehensible than his keyboard droppings on Twitter.  Who knew?

Ozzie is just pissed that no one is giving him the Ditka treatment (forgetting that Da Coach was eventually forced out) for 2005. 

[Slaky]

I was watching the game today because there was nothing else on. I have to side with Ozzie and the rest of these jerkoffs when it comes to Joe West. Everyone knows the guy is a world class piece of shit. He showed why today by throwing Buerhle out of the game after two questionable balk calls in the first 3 innings. Ozzie basically called him exactly what he is and he's going to get a massive fine, I'm sure. Buerhle might get one, too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/ct-spt-0527-white-sox-indians-chicago20100526,0,5651857.story

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said of West.

[R-V]

I was watching the game today because there was nothing else on. I have to side with Ozzie and the rest of these jerkoffs when it comes to Joe West. Everyone knows the guy is a world class piece of shit. He showed why today by throwing Buerhle out of the game after two questionable balk calls in the first 3 innings. Ozzie basically called him exactly what he is and he's going to get a massive fine, I'm sure. Buerhle might get one, too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/ct-spt-0527-white-sox-indians-chicago20100526,0,5651857.story

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said of West.

Ozzie's been watching his Treme.

[Reuschels_Jowls]

I was watching the game today because there was nothing else on. I have to side with Ozzie and the rest of these jerkoffs when it comes to Joe West. Everyone knows the guy is a world class piece of shit. He showed why today by throwing Buerhle out of the game after two questionable balk calls in the first 3 innings. Ozzie basically called him exactly what he is and he's going to get a massive fine, I'm sure. Buerhle might get one, too.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/ct-spt-0527-white-sox-indians-chicago20100526,0,5651857.story

"Because he's a (bleeping, bleep), that's what he is," Guillen said of West.

Ozzie's been watching his Treme.

Or he was tight with the late DePaul professor Ashley Morris, upon whom that Treme character is based...

And yes, Ozzie is right, fuck Joe West.