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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2011, 03:36:10 PM »
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This'll do. How about that Jake Peavy? He's looking good.

Lawrence Holmes went apeshit on the radio last night going on about how Peavy's situation is the opposite of the way Cutler's was portrayed, where Peavy tried to push through it and hurt his team in the process. Thanks go to Holmes for sticking up for Jay and pointing out that Peavy is a selfish meathead

I just think it's funny that they've got their own Mark Prior now. Enjoy it, Sox fans.

Can't we just call him "Jake Prior" from now on?

Pretty creative nickname there.

Agreed.

It is decided then.  Until we get our painful comeuppance from the ye gods, Jake Prior it shall be.
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #61 on: March 22, 2011, 03:36:34 PM »
JaKebanzo Prior Beanziano.
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2011, 03:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 22, 2011, 03:36:34 PM
JaKebanzo Prior Beanziano.

Dave Wannstedt's Relative Thierry of Played Out?
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2011, 03:39:21 PM »
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Quote from: Bort on March 22, 2011, 03:36:34 PM
JaKebanzo Prior Beanziano.

Dave Wannstedt's Relative Thierry of Played Out?

Intrepid Reader Bort: "PIPE DOWN, SEAMUS."
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #64 on: March 22, 2011, 03:40:27 PM »
Mark Peavy.
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #65 on: March 22, 2011, 03:41:40 PM »
Quote from: BH on March 22, 2011, 03:40:27 PM
Mark Peavy.

Jake Prior's better.  Sorry.

Awesome eulogy, though.
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #66 on: March 22, 2011, 07:49:43 PM »
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #67 on: March 22, 2011, 08:16:48 PM »
Prior and Peavy comparison isn't fair. 


The Cubs got more than 10 wins out of Mark Prior. 

And didn't give up players to get him, including a #2 starter. 

And didn't pay him $52 million. 





Schadenfreude is fung.
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #68 on: March 22, 2011, 08:17:27 PM »
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #69 on: March 22, 2011, 08:19:41 PM »
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #70 on: March 22, 2011, 10:28:32 PM »
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2011, 07:45:31 AM »

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #72 on: March 23, 2011, 09:21:15 AM »
Jesper Parnevik.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #73 on: March 23, 2011, 09:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2011, 09:21:15 AM
Jesper Parnevik.

[gilstory]I saw Jesper Parnevik tee off at the Heritage Classic about 7-8 years ago. He was a whisper of a man. You could easily fit 17 of him in a common Yeti.[/gilstory]
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #74 on: March 23, 2011, 10:20:06 AM »
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Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 23, 2011, 09:21:15 AM
Jesper Parnevik.

[gilstory]I saw Jesper Parnevik tee off at the Heritage Classic about 7-8 years ago. He was a whisper of a man. You could easily fit 17 of him in a common Yeti.[/gilstory]

Needs more air conditioning added.
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