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Gilgamesh

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #150 on: October 27, 2011, 10:28:48 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 27, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 27, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 27, 2011, 08:50:15 AM
No wonder the Rickettses want public money for Wrigley and the mythical Triangle Building.

Stories like this won't help the Cubs get public aid.

No shit? Thanks Chuck.

That factoid was as informative as anything Ed Sherman has done in his career, which is to say, not much.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #151 on: October 27, 2011, 10:32:57 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 27, 2011, 10:28:48 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 27, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 27, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 27, 2011, 08:50:15 AM
No wonder the Rickettses want public money for Wrigley and the mythical Triangle Building.

Stories like this won't help the Cubs get public aid.

No shit? Thanks Chuck.

That factoid was as informative as anything Ed Sherman has done in his career, which is to say, not much.

I thought that it had been common knowledge for years that the Sox needed to break an attendance barrier in order to pay up.  Did we really need a link to that human prairie dog?
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #152 on: October 27, 2011, 10:37:42 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2011, 10:32:57 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 27, 2011, 10:28:48 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 27, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on October 27, 2011, 08:53:47 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 27, 2011, 08:50:15 AM
No wonder the Rickettses want public money for Wrigley and the mythical Triangle Building.

Stories like this won't help the Cubs get public aid.

No shit? Thanks Chuck.

That factoid was as informative as anything Ed Sherman has done in his career, which is to say, not much.

I thought that it had been common knowledge for years that the Sox needed to break an attendance barrier in order to pay up.  Did we really need a link to that human prairie dog?

ShermanBot: "If the Bears play better, then more people will buy Bears' stuff.  I'm Ed Sherman with Crain's Chicago Business."
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #153 on: October 27, 2011, 10:43:40 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 27, 2011, 10:20:18 AM


Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2011, 09:49:22 AM
Still funny to me that amidst all of the governors and the ex-governors of Illinois that have been convicted in the past 40 years, Thompson--who is not one of them--is probably the biggest crook of all.

Seriously.

"He said no... We said, OK... He's tough. He's tough."

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!

About as thorough a job as he did on the Hollinger Inc. audit committee.

He used to sit on the board of the CBOT and was utterly worthless.
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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #154 on: October 27, 2011, 11:16:11 AM »
Quote from: flannj on October 27, 2011, 10:43:40 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 27, 2011, 10:20:18 AM


Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2011, 09:49:22 AM
Still funny to me that amidst all of the governors and the ex-governors of Illinois that have been convicted in the past 40 years, Thompson--who is not one of them--is probably the biggest crook of all.

Seriously.

"He said no... We said, OK... He's tough. He's tough."

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!

About as thorough a job as he did on the Hollinger Inc. audit committee.

He used to sit on the board of the CBOT and was utterly worthless.

C'mon, I bet he bought some nice antiques that really spruced up the place.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #155 on: October 27, 2011, 11:28:30 AM »
Quote from: CT III on October 27, 2011, 11:16:11 AM
Quote from: flannj on October 27, 2011, 10:43:40 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 27, 2011, 10:20:18 AM


Quote from: PANK! on October 27, 2011, 09:49:22 AM
Still funny to me that amidst all of the governors and the ex-governors of Illinois that have been convicted in the past 40 years, Thompson--who is not one of them--is probably the biggest crook of all.

Seriously.

"He said no... We said, OK... He's tough. He's tough."

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas!

About as thorough a job as he did on the Hollinger Inc. audit committee.

He used to sit on the board of the CBOT and was utterly worthless.

C'mon, I bet he bought some nice antiques that really spruced up the place.

He was also on the 9/11 Commission.  COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #156 on: January 24, 2012, 02:12:48 PM »
Here's to Prince Fielder launching 100 dongs against the good guys over the next 9 years.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #157 on: January 24, 2012, 02:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 24, 2012, 02:12:48 PM
Here's to Prince Fielder launching 100 dongs against the good guys over the next 9 years.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #158 on: January 25, 2012, 12:19:45 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 24, 2012, 02:12:48 PM
Here's to Prince Fielder launching 100 dongs against the good guys over the next 9 years.

Too bad. The kid had Cubness.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #159 on: January 25, 2012, 09:24:05 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 25, 2012, 12:19:45 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 24, 2012, 02:12:48 PM
Here's to Prince Fielder launching 100 dongs against the good guys over the next 9 years.

Too bad. The kid had Cubness.



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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #160 on: February 14, 2012, 10:54:44 AM »
Kosuke Fukudome.

A White Sox.
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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #163 on: February 14, 2012, 07:00:44 PM »
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: The Chicago Shite Sox
« Reply #164 on: February 14, 2012, 07:24:09 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 14, 2012, 07:00:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 14, 2012, 11:00:25 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 14, 2012, 10:54:44 AM
Kosuke Fukudome.

A White Sox.

Thanks for the link.

Oh how I laughed at this.

Also, wouldn't it be "White Sock"? 

Judges?

I've always thought so, but no one from the team or the surrounding media uses the term.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.