The Chicago Shite Sox

[SKO]

According to Crasnick the Astros were interested in Snork but couldn't wait around for the Sox to decide they're sellers. That's some Jim Hendry shit right there.

Rick Hahn: We need to sell. We're awful and we have no farm system. But this whole team in a barn and light it on fire with Samardzija as the match.

Kenny Williams: We can still win this thing. We never stop going for it.

Jerry Reinsdorf: Do what you want. We're selling this fucker the minute my ticker bursts.

Muahahahahahahaha!

The White Sox are flipping the script and aggressively pursuing a bat, Bob Nightengale of USA Today reports on Twitter. Among the many players they've inquired about, per the report, is Yoenis Cespedes of the Tigers.

lol

I'm sure the Tigers will be intersted in a package consisting of one of the Sox top prospects, like

[Brownie]

Carlos Rodon, Chris Sale and Carson Fullmer for Yoenis Cespedes and Justin Verlander. You're welcome, Dave Dombrowski.

[SKO]

Carlos Rodon, Chris Sale and Carson Fullmer for Yoenis Cespedes and Justin Verlander. You're welcome, Dave Dombrowski.

I don't think current year draftees can be traded, so just sub in Quintana for Fullmer and we're good here.

[Saul Goodman]

Carlos Rodon, Chris Sale and Carson Fullmer for Yoenis Cespedes and Justin Verlander. You're welcome, Dave Dombrowski.

I don't think current year draftees can be traded, so just sub in Quintana for Fullmer and we're good here.

Just Trea Turner him.

[SKO]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

[Brownie]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

[SKO]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

[Quality Start Machine]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

[SKO]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

[Slaky]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

That guy's whole feed is about the Cubs. How many Cubs fans are tweeting about the Sox in any capacity?

[SKO]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

That guy's whole feed is about the Cubs. How many Cubs fans are tweeting about the Sox in any capacity?

Well I mean I had the gall to tweet an innocuous comment about how keeping Snork was dumb. I've also mocked the Padres hilariously fucked up deadline decisions but not gotten a bunch of YEAH!?!! 1984?!!111111 in response, oddly enough.

[CT III]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

That guy's whole feed is about the Cubs. How many Cubs fans are tweeting about the Sox in any capacity?

Well I mean I had the gall to tweet an innocuous comment about how keeping Snork was dumb. I've also mocked the Padres hilariously fucked up deadline decisions but not gotten a bunch of YEAH!?!! 1984?!!111111 in response, oddly enough.

I don't know, he's not all bad.

https://twitter.com/Bears4Harbaugh/status/628922646885986304

[SKO]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

That guy's whole feed is about the Cubs. How many Cubs fans are tweeting about the Sox in any capacity?

Well I mean I had the gall to tweet an innocuous comment about how keeping Snork was dumb. I've also mocked the Padres hilariously fucked up deadline decisions but not gotten a bunch of YEAH!?!! 1984?!!111111 in response, oddly enough.

I don't know, he's not all bad.

https://twitter.com/Bears4Harbaugh/status/628922646885986304

Bears fans like me who blame everything on Jay Cutler really are the worst.

[Quality Start Machine]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

Eyes on the prize. Some day, you too will be better for having trolled.

[Brownie]

I really don't wish the Sox ill (I think that rivalry matters a hell of a lot more if you know actual White Sox fans

Nvm. I take it back. Fuck these people. https://twitter.com/StartKyleOrton/status/628750846247833601

Damn fun indeed.

He started hounding me after I tweeted "Remember when the White Sox didn't trade Samardzija because they were contenders" while the Sox were getting shelled again for the 4th time in 5 games or whatever, and he responded with REMEMBER 1908 1908 WAS A LONG ASS TIME AGO.  It all went downhill from there. I have to assume you locals deal with guys like this in real life on a not infrequent basis, so I get it. I get it. The bastards can rot.

You still need to learn the simple pleasure in breaking Sox fans' balls while not caring about their team...if you get emotionally invested, you can't bask in the glow of their chapped asses.

It's true, I should never have engaged, but jesus.

I also don't get the mentality of denying that your team sucks, although I know that's how many fans operate. When my highly paid team of big free agent acquisitions plays like garbage and sits at 50-55 in August, I lead the charge to say they suck, I don't go around looking for people bashing them on the internet and screaming NUH UH UR TEAM SUX.

That guy's whole feed is about the Cubs. How many Cubs fans are tweeting about the Sox in any capacity?

Well I mean I had the gall to tweet an innocuous comment about how keeping Snork was dumb. I've also mocked the Padres hilariously fucked up deadline decisions but not gotten a bunch of YEAH!?!! 1984?!!111111 in response, oddly enough.

I don't know, he's not all bad.

https://twitter.com/Bears4Harbaugh/status/628922646885986304

Bears fans like me who blame everything on Jay Cutler really are the worst.

You've been holding me back! HOLDING ME BACK! From what, I have no idea.