The Chicago Shite Sox

[SKO]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

Holy shit.

They're like the low rent Cardinals. Just as easy to hate, none of the irritating success

[Brownie]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

Holy shit.

I see what you did there.

[Brownie]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

Holy shit.

They're like the low rent Cardinals. Just as easy to hate, none of the irritating success

Since Internet Chuck is celebrating an Internet Jewish holiday or an Internet Bank Holiday or just recoiling in fear at the Asian markets right now, I got this:

Low rent? Check.

[Quality Start Machine]

The most surprising thing is that there are no Duggars involved.

[Chuck to Chuck]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

Holy shit.

They're like the low rent Cardinals. Just as easy to hate, none of the irritating success

Since Internet Chuck is celebrating an Internet Jewish holiday or an Internet Bank Holiday or just recoiling in fear at the Asian markets right now or attending opening day of school ceremonies, I got this:

Low rent? Check.

Boarded.

[Brownie]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

Holy shit.

They're like the low rent Cardinals. Just as easy to hate, none of the irritating success

Since Internet Chuck is celebrating an Internet Jewish holiday or an Internet Bank Holiday or just recoiling in fear at the Asian markets right now or attending opening day of school ceremonies, I got this:

Low rent? Check.

Boarded.

Opening Day of School Ceremonies at 10:17 PM? I know they do things differently in District 30, but come on!

[Chuck to Chuck]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

Holy shit.

They're like the low rent Cardinals. Just as easy to hate, none of the irritating success

Since Internet Chuck is celebrating an Internet Jewish holiday or an Internet Bank Holiday or just recoiling in fear at the Asian markets right now or attending opening day of school ceremonies, I got this:

Low rent? Check.

Boarded.

Opening Day of School Ceremonies at 10:17 PM? I know they do things differently in District 30, but come on!

At 10:17 PM, I was watching Montero. Then shifted to Call Me A Hero part 4.

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

[Shooter]

God may give me eternity, but clearly that is not enough time to write the irreverent jokes about the White Sox latest promotional day. I first learned of this promotion last night when Steve Stone read the promo at the start of an inning. Seeing that Adam LaRoche, Gordon Beckham, and Zach Duke (all outspoken evangelicals) will speak before introducing Willie "Duck Dynasty" Robertson, there's the head-scratching irony of Jerry Reinsdorf's club having Steve Stone promote the event.

Can Adam LaRoche (the event's apparent organizer) hit a curveball?

I have tickets for Sunday's game. I'll represent the godless heathens.

[Oleg]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

[InternetApex]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

[Oleg]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

Yep.  English is hard for me.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

My next door neighbor has never tried to kiss me.

[InternetApex]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

My next door neighbor has never tried to kiss me.

Keep throwing the weights around and parading about in those carpenter jorts. He'll come around.

[CBStew]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

My next door neighbor has never tried to kiss me.

Keep throwing the weights around and parading about in those carpenter jorts. He'll come around.

I want to report that last comment to the moderator as being outstanding.