The Chicago Shite Sox

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

My next door neighbor has never tried to kiss me.

Keep throwing the weights around and parading about in those carpenter jorts. He'll come around.

The jorts are gone. Wore out.  I've moved on to Costco Cargo.

[Oleg]

I'm not on Desipio *ALL* the time...

Your family would have murdered you by now if you were.

Are you kidding? They want me bothering them as little as possible.

What he means is you're not Internet Chuck in your home life or your home life would look like Kevin Spacey's at the end of American Beauty.

My next door neighbor has never tried to kiss me.

Keep throwing the weights around and parading about in those carpenter jorts. He'll come around.

The jorts are gone. Wore out.  I've moved on to Costco Cargo.

Another shitty remake.

[Saul Goodman]

After a season-long review, the Shite Sox have determined that bench coach Mark Parent and assistant hitting coach Harold Baines are to blame, therefore they're firing Parent and reassigning Baines so Robin Ventura can take them to the promised land without any dead weight dragging him down.

[SKO]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

[Saul Goodman]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

Just be patient.  Kenny Williams has a three-year plan.  And every single White Sox is contractually mandated in every interview to say "we have all the pieces in place" (Samardzija being one of the prime offenders, of course).  Gets me every time. 

[Saul Goodman]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

[Tonker]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

Wow.  I'll bet, when Oakland signed him and gave him $23.5 mildo, they thought he'd just had a down year and would rebound.  He actually got worse.

Also, his nickname is "Country Breakfast".  I dread to think what that means.

[SKO]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

Wow.  I'll bet, when Oakland signed him and gave him $23.5 mildo, they thought he'd just had a down year and would rebound.  He actually got worse.

Also, his nickname is "Country Breakfast".  I dread to think what that means.

It means he's fat.

[Yeti]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

Wow.  I'll bet, when Oakland signed him and gave him $23.5 mildo, they thought he'd just had a down year and would rebound.  He actually got worse.

Also, his nickname is "Country Breakfast".  I dread to think what that means.

It means he's fat.

It means he orders Biscuits and Gravy EVERYWHERE he goes....

I'm looking at you, Tonk..... and myself

[Quality Start Machine]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

Wow.  I'll bet, when Oakland signed him and gave him $23.5 mildo, they thought he'd just had a down year and would rebound.  He actually got worse.

Also, his nickname is "Country Breakfast".  I dread to think what that means.

It means he's fat.

It means he orders Biscuits and Gravy EVERYWHERE he goes....

I'm looking at you, Tonk..... and myself

The restaurant in the lobby where I work sells a DIY biscuit and gravy, so you can drown the biscuit in the stuff. $1.35.

I had to knock it off because I put 20 pounds on.

[Tonker]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

Wow.  I'll bet, when Oakland signed him and gave him $23.5 mildo, they thought he'd just had a down year and would rebound.  He actually got worse.

Also, his nickname is "Country Breakfast".  I dread to think what that means.

It means he's fat.

It means he orders Biscuits and Gravy EVERYWHERE he goes....

I'm looking at you, Tonk..... and myself

Your tone of voice indicates to me that there's some problem here, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it might be.

[Yeti]

Meanwhile, on the south side, 86 losses and $40 million spent this year to get a combined -0.1 fWAR from Robertson, Melky, LaRoche, and Duke. And all the decision makers get to stay!

DPD could be worse.  At least they didn't sign "DH" Billy Butler.

Wow.  I'll bet, when Oakland signed him and gave him $23.5 mildo, they thought he'd just had a down year and would rebound.  He actually got worse.

Also, his nickname is "Country Breakfast".  I dread to think what that means.

It means he's fat.

It means he orders Biscuits and Gravy EVERYWHERE he goes....

I'm looking at you, Tonk..... and myself

Your tone of voice indicates to me that there's some problem here, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it might be.

You heard me typing that? That's what that feeling was under my desk earlier.

There's nothing *wrong* with it, except that our wives will be widows sooner than they should

[SKO]

Would like to know how much money that bar lost for all of those meaningless Cardinals bombs.

[Shooter]

Would like to know how much money that bar lost for all of those meaningless Cardinals bombs.

Unless people came in and didn't drink anything other than the home run beers, I'm sure they came out well ahead.

[Saul Goodman]

Operation Sloppy Seconds rolls on.

The White Sox are close to naming a bench coach, with one major league source saying former Cubs manager Rick Renteria could be announced as manager Robin Ventura's right-hand man in the next day or two as the general managers meetings get under way in Boca Raton, Fla.