The Chicago Shite Sox

[Oleg]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

[Slaky]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

[InternetApex]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

[InternetApex]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

[Slaky]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

Pretty sure Chris Rongey is happy as fuck that 670 no longer broadcasts Sox games and he doesn't have to take calls from a long line of mouthbreathing idiots after every game.

[Slaky]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

Pretty sure Chris Rongey is happy as fuck that 670 no longer broadcasts Sox games and he doesn't have to take calls from a long line of mouthbreathing idiots after every game.

That was the only thing remotely enjoyable about Sox broadcasts, honestly.

[Saul Goodman]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

Pretty sure Chris Rongey is happy as fuck that 670 no longer broadcasts Sox games and he doesn't have to take calls from a long line of mouthbreathing idiots after every game.

That was the only thing remotely enjoyable about Sox broadcasts, honestly.

People actually listen to those?

[CT III]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

Pretty sure Chris Rongey is happy as fuck that 670 no longer broadcasts Sox games and he doesn't have to take calls from a long line of mouthbreathing idiots after every game.

That was the only thing remotely enjoyable about Sox broadcasts, honestly.

People actually listen to those?

Just to get directions on how to get away from them.

[CBStew]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

Pretty sure Chris Rongey is happy as fuck that 670 no longer broadcasts Sox games and he doesn't have to take calls from a long line of mouthbreathing idiots after every game.

That was the only thing remotely enjoyable about Sox broadcasts, honestly.

People actually listen to those?

Catch them on TV, where you can hear, "He gone!"

[Yeti]

I think anyone here who's expecting the Sox to be bad are going to be disappointed.  They have just as good of a shot to win their division (and the pennant) as any other team in the AL.

You're an idiot

That seems like the kind of quote that should follow Oleg around like a wet fart as the Sox lumber toward their inevitable 79 win, 4th place finish. Can't wait.

Wait...there might be an explanation for this. Oleg, are you banging a sox fan?

Neh.  Maybe all the pot is finally calming my nerves.

Or all that time in Menver made you forget what it's like to co-exist with Sox fans in-season.

All it takes for me to wish them ill is one post from that smelly dude on Huey and Oleg's Facebook. Craig something but not Sox Craig from Cody's softball. I have never met him but there is no way that guy doesn't stink in person. And he's just one guy out of ten or twenty thousand Sox fans in the world.

He's pretty awful and his existence provides the source of most of my Sox schadenfreude.

Sox Paul.

Pretty sure Sox Paul is a regular Score caller who is EXTRA pissed off that the lovable loosers (sic) are gonna be clogging up the Score's airwaves all year. I think Chris Rongey offed himself, too.

Pretty sure Chris Rongey is happy as fuck that 670 no longer broadcasts Sox games and he doesn't have to take calls from a long line of mouthbreathing idiots after every game.

That was the only thing remotely enjoyable about Sox broadcasts, honestly.

People actually listen to those?

Catch them on TV, where you can hear, "He gone!"

Only at away games this year

[Saul Goodman]

Will Jerry Reinsdorf pay for Drake LaRoche's therapy?

[SKO]

Will Jerry Reinsdorf pay for Drake LaRoche's therapy?

On the one hand I totally side with any White Sox players who got tired of having a shithead 14 year old around every goddamn day. On the other hand it sounds like the White Sox basically guaranteed LaRoche he could have his shithead kid around every goddamn day before he signed, so this is kind of a shit move on their part. On the other other hand if all Theo had to do to get Edwin Jackson to walk away from his contract and leave all that money on the table last year was ban his shithead kid I'd have wanted Theo to hold a presser on national TV calling the shithead kid a shithead kid until the shithead kid cried like a little bitch.

[Tony]

It would be cool to hang out with your pro athlete dad at work every once in a while, but insisting your kid is there every single day is weird. But LaRoche is a big jebus guy and probably doesn't want him in school learning about all that science stuff.