Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon

[BH]

kaboom

[Eli]

I see we're easily impressed these days.

[Saul Goodman]

I see we're easily impressed these days.

I'm slightly more impressed at this point.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

He's going to have tough ROY competition from Bobby Scales.....

[Bonk]

I picked him up in Roto, even though the commi asshairs blacked the game out here.

So for those that were able to watch: Does he look nearly as impressive as his numbers or does he look like Jeff Pico waiting to happen any minute?

[Quality Start Machine]

If he didn't kick Gregg in the nads, I'd be happy to do it for him.

[Bonk]

I would've done it, but I also have Marshall.

So is the new league rule that every player on every team wears No. 42, 42 times per season?

I think all players should have No. 42 on their uniforms 42 times and play 42 innings.

[Bonk]

I would've done it, but I also have Marshall.

So is the new league rule that every player on every team wears No. 42, 42 times per season?

I think all players should have No. 42 on their uniforms 42 times and play 42 innings.

Racist.

[Hawkeye's clutchness]

I realize that Marshall isn't the next Steve Carlton, but he's a seviceable 4th or 5th starter. They most likely will unload Cotts and keep Wells in the rotation now with Marshall in the pen as the sole lefty. If it makes for a better team, so be it, but I feel bad for Marshall for getting yanked around so much. He deserves to be in the rotation. 

[Bonk]

I realize that Marshall isn't the next Steve Carlton, but he's a seviceable 4th or 5th starter. They most likely will unload Cotts and keep Wells in the rotation now with Marshall in the pen as the sole lefty. If it makes for a better team, so be it, but I feel bad for Marshall for getting yanked around so much. He deserves to be in the rotation. 

This.

He's a better bullpen lefty than Cottsucker. Then again, so is Joe Kennedy.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

I would've done it, but I also have Marshall.

So is the new league rule that every player on every team wears No. 42, 42 times per season?

I think all players should have No. 42 on their uniforms 42 times and play 42 innings.

Racist.

[MAD]

I realize that Marshall isn't the next Steve Carlton, but he's a seviceable 4th or 5th starter. They most likely will unload Cotts and keep Wells in the rotation now with Marshall in the pen as the sole lefty. If it makes for a better team, so be it, but I feel bad for Marshall for getting yanked around so much. He deserves to be in the a rotation. 

Normalize'd.

As much manlove as I have for Marshall disproportionate to what should be considered normal for a player of his stature, he ought to be thrilled to have any role on a team that'll probably have a better shot than most at taking it (All of the constant shrieking pantywists like the dickhead described in the first paragraph of this recap notwithstanding)

[Bonk]

Bump.

[Slaky]

Bump.

You idiot.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Lou just jumped the Marmot's shit as he came into the dugout at the end of the eighth.