Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon

[Bonk]

Are you fucking kidding? Wells should get a free nut kick on every member of the team. And two for Marmolade and Gregggg.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Nice job Gregg. Fucking pussy.

[butthead]

I am not enjoying baseball this year.

[LoneStarCubFan]

I hate this fucking team.

[Eli]

I hate this fucking team.

Not as much as I hate you.

[MAD]

I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

[LoneStarCubFan]

I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

[RV]

Damn, Randy Wells keeps getting hosed. I just assumed the guy was gonna suck on a Juan Mateo/Les Walrond level since he wasn't much of a prospect, but give him credit. He's kept the ball down and thrown strikes, unlike those meatheads at the back end of the pen tonight.

[EVILteddie]

I hate this fucking team.

QFT

[ChuckD]

I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

You've not only proven dumber than CFiHP, but you've made me hate baseball along the way. Congratulations on your unique brand of stupidity; I anxiously await the day when it purges itself from the gene pool in gutless fucking fashion.

[LoneStarCubFan]

I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

You've not only proven dumber than CFiHP, but you've made me hate baseball along the way. Congratulations on your unique brand of stupidity; I anxiously await the day when it purges itself from the gene pool in gutless fucking fashion.

So it's me and not this dogshit excuse for a baseball team? Right.

[ChuckD]

I hate this fucking team.

Good. Does that mean that we're no longer going to have to read your whiny-ass puke all the time?

No.

And fuck off.

You've not only proven dumber than CFiHP, but you've made me hate baseball along the way. Congratulations on your unique brand of stupidity; I anxiously await the day when it purges itself from the gene pool in gutless fucking fashion.

So it's me and not this dogshit excuse for a baseball team? Right.

Right.

[CubFaninHydePark]

This team should be really happy that Randy Wells is not Ted Lilly.  If he were the Bull Moose, there might not be a team left tomorrow morning.

And with good reason.

[Quality Start Machine]

This team should be really happy that Randy Wells is not Ted Lilly.  If he were the Bull Moose, there might not be a team left tomorrow morning.

And with good reason.

I'm not endorsing wholesale slaughter, but I'm not necessarily against it either.

[Oleg]

This team should be really happy that Randy Wells is not Ted Lilly.  If he were the Bull Moose, there might not be a team left tomorrow morning.

And with good reason.

I'm not endorsing wholesale slaughter, but I'm not necessarily against it either.

On the bright side, Hawks training camp is less than 3 months away.