Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon

[CBStew]

potentiality for the common umpire to bitch out
Is that a throwback reference to an old Tonk signature? Man, I'm sad for remembering that. Or maybe it's current? Too late, I'm already posting this. I could hit back...but no. I won't rob you of the chance to read this.

Tonk = Elmore Leonard?

Yeah, you didn't know that? Where have you been? Who else would have invented a British dude, living in the Netherlands who loves the Chicago Cubs because he had spent time in the Dominican Republic during a hurricaine in 1998? I mean that's the beauty of Leonard. You know a guy like this could exist, but why would he? If only he did. That would be 31 flavors of dope.

When I went to Kauai last week the only author I brought with me was Elmore Leonard.

[Oleg]

potentiality for the common umpire to bitch out
Is that a throwback reference to an old Tonk signature? Man, I'm sad for remembering that. Or maybe it's current? Too late, I'm already posting this. I could hit back...but no. I won't rob you of the chance to read this.

Tonk = Elmore Leonard?

Yeah, you didn't know that? Where have you been? Who else would have invented a British dude, living in the Netherlands who loves the Chicago Cubs because he had spent time in the Dominican Republic during a hurricaine in 1998? I mean that's the beauty of Leonard. You know a guy like this could exist, but why would he? If only he did. That would be 31 flavors of dope.

When I went to Kauai last week the only author I brought with me was Elmore Leonard.

Did you bring any books with you?  was it awkward with him being the third wheel and all?

[Kermit, B.]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

[MAD]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Well excuuuseee me, Jim Edmonds.

[TDubbs]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

[Philberto]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

My cat shits in a litter box.

[Kermit, B.]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

Sorry.  I didn't realize I talked about my dogs as often as you annoy everyone on the board.

[CT III]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

Sorry.  I didn't realize I talked about my dogs as often as you annoy everyone on the board.

Nobody does anything that often.  Including masturbate.

[TDubbs]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

Sorry.  I didn't realize I talked about my dogs as often as you annoy everyone on the board.

We get it, you're sensitive.  That's cool man.  I'm not hatin'.

[Andy]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

My cat shits in front of the litter box.  He's in the littler box, but that's not where the shit ends up.  That's why we named him Rex.

(OK, he's not really named Rex, but he could be.)

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

My cat shits in a litter box.

[*In a Nutsack]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

My cat shits in a litter box.

Stupid cats.

[Tank]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

Sorry.  I didn't realize I talked about my dogs as often as you annoy everyone on the board.

We get it, you're sensitive.  That's cool man.  I'm not hatin'.

We get it, you went to Hawaii.

We get it, you've found yourself a new internet asshole shtick.

[MAD]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

Sorry.  I didn't realize I talked about my dogs as often as you annoy everyone on the board.

We get it, you're sensitive.  That's cool man.  I'm not hatin'.

We get it, you went to Hawaii.

We get it, you've found yourself a new internet asshole shtick.

Stop stealing TDubbs' shtick.

[CT III]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

My cat shits in a litter box.

My cat secretly shits in LA Gil's toilet.

[BH]

He throws a lot of first pitch strikes.

They need to grab Ryan Dempster by his clown collar and shove his face into some game film of Wells, a la a dog whose face you shove into his own shit.

Isn't the practice of shoving a dog's face in to his own shit intended to deter the dog from shitting in that area again?

Yeah, and it it's a pretty ineffective deterrent as well as being just flat-out mean.

Heeeere we go.  We get it, you have dogs. 

My cat shits in a litter box.

My cat secretly shits in LA Gil's toilet.

She has a lot of privacy, with Gil at the strip club 24x7.