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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #135 on: August 04, 2009, 09:03:47 AM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #136 on: August 04, 2009, 09:10:27 AM »
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

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He should rightfully have three more wins if the offense would have shown up during those first several starts.
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #137 on: August 04, 2009, 10:15:16 AM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

Thi

He should rightfully have three more wins if the offense would have shown up during those first several starts.

Weird how wins shouldn't be a reflection of how a pitcher has pitched, as some around here have been saying for at least 4 years.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #138 on: August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM »
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #139 on: August 04, 2009, 11:06:31 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on August 04, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

Thi

He should rightfully have three more wins if the offense would have shown up during those first several starts.

Weird how wins shouldn't be a reflection of how a pitcher has pitched, as some around here have been saying for at least 4 years.

I know this, Oleg, but the wins do provide a shiney beacon for the dopes who vote on such things as ROY to notice.  Regardless, I think he's in the lead as Kerm mentioned above.
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #140 on: August 04, 2009, 11:12:19 AM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 04, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

Thi

He should rightfully have three more wins if the offense would have shown up during those first several starts.

Weird how wins shouldn't be a reflection of how a pitcher has pitched, as some around here have been saying for at least 4 years.

I know this, Oleg, but the wins do provide a shiney beacon for the dopes who vote on such things as ROY to notice.  Regardless, I think he's in the lead as Kerm mentioned above.

How many first-place votes do you think Jay Kvox would receive? I'd say a handful.
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #141 on: August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #142 on: August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #143 on: August 04, 2009, 11:20:11 AM »
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 11:06:31 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 04, 2009, 10:15:16 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on August 04, 2009, 07:45:20 AM
8-4 in 16 starts, 2.73 ERA in 102 1/3 IP and 1.143 WHIP, 65/23 K/BB ratio.  He's only got a 2.0 BB/9.  He hasn't walked more than three in any of his starts; he's only walked three twice.  He's gone 6 innings in 13 of his 16 starts; gone 7 innings in 10 of 16.

Randy Wells, ladies and gentlemen.

Thi

He should rightfully have three more wins if the offense would have shown up during those first several starts.

Weird how wins shouldn't be a reflection of how a pitcher has pitched, as some around here have been saying for at least 4 years.

I know this, Oleg, but the wins do provide a shiney beacon for the dopes who vote on such things as ROY to notice.  Regardless, I think he's in the lead as Kerm mentioned above.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #144 on: August 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.

Fowler has been solid, but I forgot all about Happ.  Wells has the edge right now, but it will be pretty close if they both keep pitching well.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #145 on: August 04, 2009, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.

Fowler has been solid, but I forgot all about Happ.  Wells has the edge right now, but it will be pretty close if they both keep pitching well.

Think so?
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #146 on: August 04, 2009, 11:47:50 AM »
Quote from: TDubbs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.

Fowler has been solid, but I forgot all about Happ.  Wells has the edge right now, but it will be pretty close if they both keep pitching well.

Think so?

Has Weebs ever made a bad prediction before?
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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #147 on: August 04, 2009, 11:52:08 AM »
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.

Fowler has been solid, but I forgot all about Happ.  Wells has the edge right now, but it will be pretty close if they both keep pitching well.

Think so?

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No. And I predict that I never will.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #148 on: August 04, 2009, 11:54:46 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:52:08 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.

Fowler has been solid, but I forgot all about Happ.  Wells has the edge right now, but it will be pretty close if they both keep pitching well.

Think so?

Has Weebs ever made a bad prediction before?

No. And I predict that I never will.

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Re: Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon
« Reply #149 on: August 04, 2009, 12:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on August 04, 2009, 11:54:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:52:08 AM
Quote from: Jon on August 04, 2009, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:46 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on August 04, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 04, 2009, 11:13:10 AM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on August 04, 2009, 11:02:51 AM
Who's even close to being in competition with Wells?  Tommy Hanson?  Wells' numbers are better.  Ryan Hanigan?  Absolutely no power, even for a catcher.

I was trying to think of someone last night.  There's really nobody in the NL this year other than Hanson.  But as you pointed out, his numbers are worse, plus he's pitched 40 less innings.  I saw one website that said Sandoval qualified as a rookie, but I think his 154 PA last year doesn't make him eligible.  The only position players I can think of are McCutchen and Rasmus, both the former hasn't been up for too long and the latter has struggled quite a bit after his hot streak.

Fowler and Happ.

Fowler has been solid, but I forgot all about Happ.  Wells has the edge right now, but it will be pretty close if they both keep pitching well.

Think so?

Has Weebs ever made a bad prediction before?

No. And I predict that I never will.

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