Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon

[*In a Nutsack]

Is Garrett Jones even eligible?  .298/.366/.589/.955/153, 19 HR, 18 2B and 39 RBI in 295 PA.

[PenFoe]

To Eli's point, I did miss Tommy Hanson, I thought he was shorter on innings, but he's over 100 now.

Also, would be remiss not to mention Chris Coughlan: 436 ABs, 72 R, 9 HR, 42 RBIs, 74/50 K/BB, 7 SB, .303/.376/.440, 116 OPS+.

Pretty similar numbers to McGehee (though McGehee's sporting a 129 OPS+) but a lot more ABs.

Bump for ROY announcement.

[Andy]

Chris Coughlan was a key Cough (hah!--get it?) in my team winning the MLBTradeRumors.com celebrity league! 

I picked him up and the little fucker never stopped hitting from August 1 to the end of the season.

[PenFoe]

Chris Coughlan was a key Cough (hah!--get it?) in my team winning the MLBTradeRumors.com celebrity league! 

I picked him up and the little fucker never stopped hitting from August 1 to the end of the season.

And he went 36th in the 2006 MLB Draft.
Cubs took Colvin 13th while Fontenot was the starting 2B this year.

Nice choice, Jim.

Not really that bad, Colvin looks good, but couldn't pass up the Stoneyism opportunity.

[BH]

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2010/269148.html

1.   Starlin Castro, ss
2.   Brett Jackson, of
3.   Josh Vitters, 3b
4.   Andrew Cashner, rhp
5.   Jay Jackson, rhp
6.   Hak-Ju Lee, ss
7.   Logan Watkins, 2b
8.   Chris Carpenter, rhp
9.   Ryan Flaherty, ss/2b/3b
10.   D.J. LeMahieu, ss/2b

That last guy is another LSU frenchman.

[Powdered Toast Man]

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2010/269148.html

1.   Starlin Castro, ss
2.   Brett Jackson, of
3.   Josh Vitters, 3b
4.   Andrew Cashner, rhp
5.   Jay Jackson, rhp
6.   Hak-Ju Lee, ss
7.   Logan Watkins, 2b
8.   Chris Carpenter, rhp
9.   Ryan Flaherty, ss/2b/3b
10.   D.J. LeMahieu, ss/2b

That last guy is another LSU frenchman.

Fuckin' aye.

[SKO]

And here's where the depression sets in with that link:

TOP PROSPECTS
OF THE DECADE
Year Player, Position 2009
2000 Corey Patterson, of Brewers
2001 Corey Patterson, of Brewers
2002 Mark Prior, rhp Padres
2003 Hee Seop Choic, 1b Kia (Korea)
2004 Angel Guzman, rhp Cubs
2005 Brian Dopirak, 1b Blue Jays
2006 Felix Pie, of Orioles
2007 Felix Pie, of Orioles
2008 Josh Vitters, 3b Cubs
2009 Josh Vitters, 3b Cubs

TOP DRAFT PICKS
OF THE DECADE
Year Player, Position 2009
2000 Luis Montanez, ss Orioles
2001 Mark Prior, rhp Padres
2002 Bobby Brownlie, rhp Braves
2003 Ryan Harvey, of Rockies
2004 Grant Johnson, rhp (2nd round) Gary (Northern)
2005 Mark Pawelek, lhp Reds
2006 Tyler Colvin, of Cubs
2007 Josh Vitters, 3b Cubs
2008 Andrew Cashner, rhp Cubs
2009 Brett Jackson, of

[Saul Goodman]

Bump.

Yeah, not splooging for six hits and two walks in six innings, but NO RUNS, STATFAGS!!!!!!

[Slaky]

Bump.

Yeah, not splooging for six hits and two walks in six innings, but NO RUNS, STATFAGS!!!!!!

I'm splooging for getting a grounder when he needed one. Wells 4 Prez.

[SKO]

Bump.

Yeah, not splooging for six hits and two walks in six innings, but NO RUNS, STATFAGS!!!!!!

Umm..that's a 1.33 WHIP. I'm pretty sure a statfag would be okay with that for a starting pitcher.

[Bort]

Bump.

Yeah, not splooging for six hits and two walks in six innings, but NO RUNS, STATFAGS!!!!!!

Umm..that's a 1.33 WHIP. I'm pretty sure a statfag would be okay with that for a starting pitcher.

I know Randy Wells is not in front of the bumper of my SemiStatFagHATEMOBILE.

[Saul Goodman]

Bump.

Yeah, not splooging for six hits and two walks in six innings, but NO RUNS, STATFAGS!!!!!!

Umm..that's a 1.33 WHIP. I'm pretty sure a statfag would be okay with that for a starting pitcher.

Exactly.  Okay with it, but sploogeworthy?  I doubt it.  I reserve my splooge for CG shutouts with, like, three or four hits max.  Exception: Playoff games.

[Waco Kid]

Wells gave up no runs and lead them to the first win of the season, I'm calling it sploogeworthy.

[powen01]

Randy Wells saved the season.

[Bort]

I suggest the Cubs move to a 25-Wells roster post-haste.