Randy Wells Splooge-a-thon

[Internet Apex]

I suggest the Cubs move to a 25-Wells roster post-haste.

24 Wells + Dempster. They'll need some offense.

[Shooter]

I suggest the Cubs move to a 25-Wells roster post-haste.

24 Wells + Dempster. They'll need some offense.

And some funny. They have to have teh funny.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

[Bort]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

[Internet Apex]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

The ballhawks on the Kentucky side are getting their fishing nets untangled as we speak.

[Armchair_QB]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

[Slaky]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

[CT III]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

[Bort]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

[Quality Start Machine]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

at the JEWTABLE.

[MAD]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

I recall meeting him at a ShoutLunch at Bacci's after that but, now that i think about it, that may have been a phantasm.

[R-V]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

I recall meeting him at a ShoutLunch at Bacci's after that but, now that i think about it, that may have been a phantasm.

I am everywhere, and also nowhere. But mostly nowhere.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

at the JEWTABLE.

Intrepid readers: The uninvited gentiles

Since there's a TV executive that no doubt sits there with you...can you help persuade them to do something about the Life Unexpected commercials?

[Internet Apex]

Randy Wells saved the season.

At least he restored a little interest in the team.

He threw the HATEMOBILE into neutral. But it's idling...waiting...

Silva, it's your move.

Tonight has an opportunity to provide new levels of bile around here.

I can't wait to buckle up in the HATEMOBILE.

The HATEMOBILE will be fueled by the Fuck You Carlos Silva thread. I expect plenty of action as Joey Blotto hits three homers like it's Jon Lieber day.

What a day that was: the first ever Shoutlunch and the last time RV was seen alive.

No, he was also alive at the MEGASHOUTLUNCH at the Billy Goat. He died shortly afterwards.

I recall meeting him at a ShoutLunch at Bacci's after that but, now that i think about it, that may have been a phantasm.

I can be everywhere and nowhere at lunch. I know my style is bumpin' even though some people front.

KRS-One'd.