Score some fucking runs thread

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm not suggesting Edmonds is the answer, but the $10M the team is paying Badley would be better served being set ablaze. I'd rather see Edmonds on the team for $500K and see the remaining $9.5M used elsewhere.

Like on a second baseman that could either field or hit above .220 or maybe a reliever that could get an out occasionally.

Where did Edmonds say he'd come back for $500K? I would think he'd want something in the 5-6 million range.

If Lassie were willing to play for a half-rock, he'd be in uniform somewhere.

[Tank]

Jacque Bradley

I know you're gonna try (and try and try and try) to make this stick, but that dog won't hunt, mijo.

I will be the first to link to this after Bradley's 23-for-51 streak in July brings his average to .290 on the season.

I think Chuck formally announced his intention to start calling Bradley "Uncle Jock" after Unkie Martin made the diving/skidding catch on Khalil's shallow sac fly Wednesday... because he failed to make a perfect throw home to get Duncan while scrambling to get off the turf.

[air2300]

Jacque Bradley

I know you're gonna try (and try and try and try) to make this stick, but that dog won't hunt, mijo.

I will be the first to link to this after Bradley's 23-for-51 streak in July brings his average to .290 on the season.

I think Chuck formally announced his intention to start calling Bradley "Uncle Jock" after Unkie Martin made the diving/skidding catch on Khalil's shallow sac fly Wednesday... because he failed to make a perfect throw home to get Duncan while scrambling to get off the turf.

Intrepid Reader: Wittenmyer

Oh, I just thought it was because they are both black.  Racist cubs fans!   

[Slaky]

Jacque Bradley

I know you're gonna try (and try and try and try) to make this stick, but that dog won't hunt, mijo.

I will be the first to link to this after Bradley's 23-for-51 streak in July brings his average to .290 on the season.

Carry that flag Mike! Most of you idiots will be eating shit sandwiches when Milt tears it up all summer.

[EVILteddie]

this is what the Cubs have done in the playoffs the last two years, fold to good pitching.

[Waco Kid]

Jacque Bradley

I know you're gonna try (and try and try and try) to make this stick, but that dog won't hunt, mijo.

I will be the first to link to this after Bradley's 23-for-51 streak in July brings his average to .290 on the season.

Carry that flag Mike! Most of you idiots will be eating shit sandwiches when Milt tears it up all summer.

I would just like to request that Milt get a early start on said tearing it up.

[MikeC]

Jacque Bradley

I know you're gonna try (and try and try and try) to make this stick, but that dog won't hunt, mijo.

I will be the first to link to this after Bradley's 23-for-51 streak in July brings his average to .290 on the season.

Carry that flag Mike! Most of you idiots will be eating shit sandwiches when Milt tears it up all summer.

So far you have been eating 2 months worth of shit sandwiches with Milton Bradley.

The season started in April, anytime sweet cheeks would like to hit would be really nice.

[Slaky]

Jacque Bradley

I know you're gonna try (and try and try and try) to make this stick, but that dog won't hunt, mijo.

I will be the first to link to this after Bradley's 23-for-51 streak in July brings his average to .290 on the season.

Carry that flag Mike! Most of you idiots will be eating shit sandwiches when Milt tears it up all summer.

So far you have been eating 2 months worth of shit sandwiches with Milton Bradley.

The season started in April, anytime sweet cheeks would like to hit would be really nice.

I hope he hits under .100 just to piss you off.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I think Chuck formally announced his intention to start calling Bradley "Uncle Jock" after Unkie Martin made the diving/skidding catch on Khalil's shallow sac fly Wednesday... because he failed to make a perfect throw home to get Duncan while scrambling to get off the turf.

Well, he's been hitting like Jacque the whole time (save a grand slam to beat the Cards).  And his three hop dribbler just made the picture complete.

[TDubbs]

I think Chuck formally announced his intention to start calling Bradley "Uncle Jock" after Unkie Martin made the diving/skidding catch on Khalil's shallow sac fly Wednesday... because he failed to make a perfect throw home to get Duncan while scrambling to get off the turf.

Well, he's been hitting like Jacque the whole time (save a grand slam to beat the Cards).  And his three hop dribbler just made the picture complete.

I'm pretty sure I said he'd be a bust all year.  I'm just sayin' that I was sayin'.

[LoneStarCubFan]

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[CubFaninHydePark]

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You missed one today.

[Bonk]

Bump.

That instead of starting a thread called "Can the Cubs ever advance a runner that gets on to lead off an inning?"

[Weebs]

Bump.

That instead of starting a thread called "Can the Cubs ever advance a runner that gets on to lead off an inning?"

Fuck this team. I actually get excited watching an inning for probably the first time all year, and these dipshits strand another three.  Cocksuckers.

[Simmer]

Fuckin' A.