Score some fucking runs thread

[Brownie]

This team wouldn't get any runs after a steady diet of E-coli-tainted White Castle, ExLax and Mexican tap water.

[LoneStarCubFan]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

[MAD]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

Yes, they suck.  So why don't you go turn off your TV and find something else to do because your hysterics put boils on my ass.

[air2300]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

That's little harsh, no?  

[Chuck to Chuck]

That's because this team is fucking mediocre in a putrid leaguesucks.

That's little harsh, no?  

Better'd?

[Internet Apex]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

[LoneStarCubFan]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

Yes, they suck.  So why don't you go turn off your TV and find something else to do because your hysterics put boils on my ass.

Why don't you go fuck yourself.

[MAD]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

Yes, they suck.  So why don't you go turn off your TV and find something else to do because your hysterics put boils on my ass.

Why don't you go fuck yourself.

Because your mom won't let go of my junk.

[Slaky]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

[Internet Apex]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

Yes, they suck.  So why don't you go turn off your TV and find something else to do because your hysterics put boils on my ass.

Why don't you go fuck yourself.

Because your mom won't let go of my junk.

Otherwise you'd tuck back and go to town? Shit, I'd never leave the house.

[Brownie]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

This. But goddammit.

[Oleg]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

Yes, they suck.  So why don't you go turn off your TV and find something else to do because your hysterics put boils on my ass.

Why don't you go fuck yourself.

Because your mom won't let go of my junk.

[Internet Apex]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

This. But goddammit.

I mean, I wouldn't say I'm worried about it. I do really hate it. Last year some friends were talking about how awesome the Cubs were and how they'd roll in the playoffs against any team. I kept thinking the same thing but wondering if they'd decide to take this team-wide buddy dump at the least opportune time and what effect that would have on everybody involved. The more I thought about it the more I thought it was going to happen and tried to tell myself it wasn't.

Then... it happened. So what if it happens again? So what? JAKEUTLER MOTHERBITCHEZZZ!

[Internet Apex]

That's because this team fucking sucks.

Yes, they suck.  So why don't you go turn off your TV and find something else to do because your hysterics put boils on my ass.

Why don't you go fuck yourself.

Because your mom won't let go of my junk.

I used to have this t-shirt. I don't know what happened to it. Losing it was one of my bigger failings in life. And i've had several to choose from. EPIC FAIL.

[Slaky]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

This. But goddammit.

I mean, I wouldn't say I'm worried about it. I do really hate it. Last year some friends were talking about how awesome the Cubs were and how they'd roll in the playoffs against any team. I kept thinking the same thing but wondering if they'd decide to take this team-wide buddy dump at the least opportune time and what effect that would have on everybody involved. The more I thought about it the more I thought it was going to happen and tried to tell myself it wasn't.

Then... it happened. So what if it happens again? So what? JAKEUTLER MOTHERBITCHEZZZ!

Jake Utler is going to own this bitch.

This bitch = me.

Bear down.