Score some fucking runs thread

[Waco Kid]

Jay-Cutt(l)er

What does this mean?

I was pretty hammered--but I think that the 'Cutter' would be a good nickname.  I think that's what it means.

Upon reading that nickname the first person I thought of was Ted Lilly.

[Eli]

Jay-Cutt(l)er

What does this mean?

I was pretty hammered--but I think that the 'Cutter' would be a good nickname.  I think that's what it means.

It is because he slices through defenses up like a SURGEON!?!

I originally made a typo and wrote "STURGEON," but changed it.  I probably should have just left it, because it makes as much sense as "Cutter."

[Slaky]

Jay-Cutt(l)er

What does this mean?

I was pretty hammered--but I think that the 'Cutter' would be a good nickname.  I think that's what it means.

It is because he slices through defenses up like a SURGEON!?!

I originally made a typo and wrote "STURGEON," but changed it.  I probably should have just left it, because it makes as much sense as "Cutter."

You made up that whole scenario just to get in a dig didn't you?

[Bonk]

Butt-ler. You know, since he's wearing No. 6.

[Eli]

Jay-Cutt(l)er

What does this mean?

I was pretty hammered--but I think that the 'Cutter' would be a good nickname.  I think that's what it means.

It is because he slices through defenses up like a SURGEON!?!

I originally made a typo and wrote "STURGEON," but changed it.  I probably should have just left it, because it makes as much sense as "Cutter."

You made up that whole scenario just to get in a dig didn't you?

Not this time.

[Eli]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

[MAD]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

Statfaggot.

[PenFoe]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

I don't think this thread was created to reflect the entire month of May.
Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

I don't think this thread was created to reflect the entire month of May.
Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying.

Make sure and let us know when the month's over.

[PenFoe]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

I don't think this thread was created to reflect the entire month of May.
Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying.

Make sure and let us know when the month's over.

Do you not have access to a calendar?

[CBStew]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

I don't think this thread was created to reflect the entire month of May.
Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying.

Make sure and let us know when the month's over.

Do you not have access to a calendar?

He does, but it is that damn Aztec thing and it is too bulky to carry around.

[PenFoe]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

I don't think this thread was created to reflect the entire month of May.
Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying.

Make sure and let us know when the month's over.

Do you not have access to a calendar?

He does, but it is that damn Aztec thing and it is too bulky to carry around.

Yes, I could see how that would be true.

[BH]

DPD.  Also, in regards to the actual thread, the Cubs are averaging 5.6 runs a game in May. 

I don't think this thread was created to reflect the entire month of May.
Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying.

Make sure and let us know when the month's over.

Do you not have access to a calendar?

He does, but it is that damn Aztec thing and it is too bulky to carry around.

Yes, I could see how that would be true.

Huey's is our resident expert on these (despite the fact that his is red).

[Kermit, B.]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

Also, the starting pitching really hasn't been THAT good.  Lilly and Marshall have been terrific.  The other three have underperformed.  I predict that we'll come back and laugh at this thread in July.  Or, if they're 14 games out at that point, at least we can come back and laugh at this post.

[Apexx]

They do this sometimes. Slump together and threaten not to score for a week. It happened a couple times last year and we all yelled at the TV for awhile. They eventually righted the ship and made the playoffs. Then in October they thought it would be awesome to do just this very thing. I hate it when this happens. I get depressed. I start thinking about horrible things. I need to sleep and not dream. Visit death's cousin. I'll send him your love.

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

Also, the starting pitching really hasn't been THAT good.  Lilly and Marshall have been terrific.  The other three have underperformed.  I predict that we'll come back and laugh at this thread in July.  Or, if they're 14 games out at that point, at least we can come back and laugh at this post.

So one way or another we're golden! Thanks Kerm!