Score some fucking runs thread

[Jon]

needlessly piling on

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I plow through the needless piling on to get to the oneupsmanship.

All piling on done here is necessary and not a little sexy...

[RV]

The 10 games before Aramis got hurt: 5.3 runs per game, 7-3 record (Good!)
The 8 games after he got hurt: 5.6 runs per game, 5-3 record (Hey, who needs that bum anyway, right?)
The 18 games since then: 3.1 runs per game, 7-11 record (Bad.)

Come back soon, Pancakes.

[Gil Gunderson]

The 10 games before Aramis got hurt: 5.3 runs per game, 7-3 record (Good!)
The 8 games after he got hurt: 5.6 runs per game, 5-3 record (Hey, who needs that bum anyway, right?)
The 18 games since then: 3.1 runs per game, 7-11 record (Bad.)

Come back soon, Pancakes.

Is it still post-AS break for his return?

[Slaky]

The 10 games before Aramis got hurt: 5.3 runs per game, 7-3 record (Good!)
The 8 games after he got hurt: 5.6 runs per game, 5-3 record (Hey, who needs that bum anyway, right?)
The 18 games since then: 3.1 runs per game, 7-11 record (Bad.)

Come back soon, Pancakes.

Is it still post-AS break for his return?

I keep seeing mid-July, yes.

[Poon]

The 10 games before Aramis got hurt: 5.3 runs per game, 7-3 record (Good!)
The 8 games after he got hurt: 5.6 runs per game, 5-3 record (Hey, who needs that bum anyway, right?)
The 18 games since then: 3.1 runs per game, 7-11 record (Bad.)

Come back soon, Pancakes.

Is it still post-AS break for his return?

I keep seeing mid-July, yes.

I think this past week Lou said he wanted him back by July 1st for that stl, atlanta, milwaukee stretch.

[Dave B]

Hopefully, this upcoming stretch will allow them to get the bats going a little and get some Ws.

Today, it's Demp against Russ Ortiz.

This weekend, Minnesota comes in with a 9-19 road record and they're throwing Slowey (8-2?) against Wells, Swarzak against Harden, and Baker against Lilly.

Then the Sux come in on Tuesday with match-ups of Z-Danks, Demp-Floyd, and Wells-Richard.

Cleveland finishes the homestand with three over the weekend against Harden, Lillly, and Z.

[RV]

Hopefully, this upcoming stretch will allow them to get the bats going a little and get some Ws.

Today, it's Demp against Russ Ortiz.

God dammit. This offense sucks sweaty meatus.

[TDubbs]

Hopefully, this upcoming stretch will allow them to get the bats going a little and get some Ws.

Today, it's Demp against Russ Ortiz.

God dammit. This offense sucks sweaty meatus.

Is that a bad thing?

[morpheus]

Unbelievable.  Ortiz, Byrdak, Arias, Sampson, LaTroy, and Fulchino have pitched for the Astros today.  The mighty Cubs offense has managed 1 run (on a BLABRY HR), 6 hits, 5 walks in 12 innings.  Are you fucking kidding me?

[Simmer]

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'd say the joke is on me, but unfortunately, the joke is on the field.

[Slaky]

The joke is on me - I watched the entire game and somehow stayed awake. What a snooze.

[Kermit, B.]

Unbelievable.  Ortiz, Byrdak, Arias, Sampson, LaTroy, and Fulchino have pitched for the Astros today.  The mighty Cubs offense has managed 1 run (on a BLABRY HR), 6 hits, 5 walks in 12 innings.  Are you fucking kidding me?

It's a pitcher's park.

[CubFaninHydePark]

6 hits in 13 fucking innings?  First and third, nobody out, 2-3-4 coming up and nothing?

That whole facing shitty pitching and getting runs thing is off to a great start.  This offense is absolutely fucking pathetic right now.

Fixed.

[LoneStarCubFan]

6 hits in 13 fucking innings?  First and third, nobody out, 2-3-4 coming up and nothing?

That whole facing shitty pitching and getting runs thing is off to a great start.  This offense is absolutely fucking pathetic right now.

Just right now? Where the fuck have you been?

[Kermit, B.]

6 hits in 13 fucking innings?  First and third, nobody out, 2-3-4 coming up and nothing?

That whole facing shitty pitching and getting runs thing is off to a great start.  This offense is absolutely fucking pathetic right now.

Just right now? Where the fuck have you been?

Writing about how awesome Pittsburgh sports are, probably.