Score some fucking runs thread

[Philberto]

Then I take a breath and remind myself that none of this fucking matters so long as they make the playoffs.

Correct.  This regular season is a waste of our time.  This season is all about October success.  No October wins means the season was a failure, regardless of why they got no wins in October (swept or non-participation).

I can only speak for people I know, but last year's playoff failure really did a fucking number on everyone's ability to watch this team normally.

I don't even blame the playoffs.  Remember how, during the season last season, how so many cockfaces--even around here--became unhinged whenever the Cubs were in one of there rare funks, as if some of these anus warts just woke up and assumed that a 162-game season is supposed to be stress free?  

No, this goes deeper, IMHO.  Some sort of amalgam of modernity, instant communication access, and the <old man waving his cane from his front porch> idiocy of today's instant gratification-seeking youth. </old man waving his cane from his front porch>

Regardless, speaking for the here and now, I'd very much enjoy this team to get more than one run a game.

I fucking hate kids, specifically teenagers

[butthead]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

[Philberto]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

[RV]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

I wonder if that buttplug will give a tearful farewell to his fans today (I know, I might be JUMPING to CONCLUSIONS to assume there's more than one) since the Macneil regime starts on Monday.

[MAD]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

I wonder if that buttplug will give a tearful farewell to his fans today (I know, I might be JUMPING to CONCLUSIONS to assume there's more than one) since the Macneil regime starts on Monday.

My favorite Mike Murphy memory would be in the early days of the SCORE when he would come on after McNeil and Boers.  The score was on AM-820 at the time, which didn't program at night, so in January Murphy's show was like 23 minutes long.  Perfect.

[Philberto]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

I wonder if that buttplug will give a tearful farewell to his fans today (I know, I might be JUMPING to CONCLUSIONS to assume there's more than one) since the Macneil regime starts on Monday.

My favorite Mike Murphy memory would be in the early days of the SCORE when he would come on after McNeil and Boers.  The score was on AM-820 at the time, which didn't program at night, so in January Murphy's show was like 23 minutes long.  Perfect.

He must have said 7 sentences in that 23 minutes

[Shooter]

PS, Geoff Blum is a cockgobbling dickrocket.

Geoff Blum is the new Ty Wigginton.

[thehawk]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

I wonder if that buttplug will give a tearful farewell to his fans today (I know, I might be JUMPING to CONCLUSIONS to assume there's more than one) since the Macneil regime starts on Monday.

My favorite Mike Murphy memory would be in the early days of the SCORE when he would come on after McNeil and Boers.  The score was on AM-820 at the time, which didn't program at night, so in January Murphy's show was like 23 minutes long.  Perfect.

He must have said 7 sentences in that 23 minutes

He would had, except he played his full 5 minute intro first (he was on for like 15 minutes).

[CT III]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

I wonder if that buttplug will give a tearful farewell to his fans today (I know, I might be JUMPING to CONCLUSIONS to assume there's more than one) since the Macneil regime starts on Monday.

I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Seriously, I wonder if that guy will ever work again.  Radio guys get recycled like pop cans, but he truly seems to have pissed off every person he's come across in the business.

[Slaky]

Lou is moving Fontenot up to second, and dropping Theriot and Fukudome down, or something like that. That should fix it. I PREDICT (say it like you mean it one more time for Murph) that they score 10 runs today.

I fucking hate the way that guy repeats everyithing he says 6 times over before he's done talking about it. I really hate Mike Murphy too

I wonder if that buttplug will give a tearful farewell to his fans today (I know, I might be JUMPING to CONCLUSIONS to assume there's more than one) since the Macneil regime starts on Monday.

I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Seriously, I wonder if that guy will ever work again.  Radio guys get recycled like pop cans, but he truly seems to have pissed off every person he's come across in the business.

B&B have spent entire segments talking about punching him in the face.

[Wheezer]

I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Where things seem to be going swimmingly.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Where things seem to be going swimmingly.

Maybe the Ricketts made an offer.

[flannj]

I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Where things seem to be going swimmingly.

I love the first comment...

Tom M. wrote:
This is what happens when a bunch of idiots work together.

[Ivy6]

I'm sure they'll still be able to hear him over at Chicago Sports Webio.

Where things seem to be going swimmingly.

A stark contrast to the press release Sherman regurgitated earlier this week..

[BC]

I second the motion that this team score some fucking runs.