Score some fucking runs thread

[butthead]

I can't wait for July 31st.

[JD]

I can't wait for July 31st.

Then it's August THE VERY NEXT DAY!!!!!!!!

[Weebs]

I can't wait for July 31st.

Is that the day we trade all our untradeable players?

[Brownie]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

[Slaky]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

At least the 87 Cubs had Dawson destroying the ball all year. The 09 Cubs have....pizazz?

[MAD]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

[Brownie]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

There's still time to say that as well. As I said, if they sweep Pittsburgh and then take care of Milwaukee, Atlanta and St. Louis (you know, games people should be excited about rather than the shite the last 15 games), they could be the 1908 Cubs.

[Wheezer]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again.

"Dol Um led him to a rice paper window and poked a tiny hole.  'You must sit here and look through this hole until a great big cow comes into the hole.  Only watch for this big cow.  When it comes, you will understand your true self.'"

[Philberto]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again.

"Dol Um led him to a rice paper window and poked a tiny hole.  'You must sit here and look through this hole until a great big cow comes into the hole.  Only watch for this big cow.  When it comes, you will understand your true self.'"

I think I speak for many when I say I don't feel like waiting for 100 days or so for this shit to work itself out. 

[butthead]

I can't wait for July 31st.

Is that the day we trade all our untradeable players?

It's the day I trade watching shitty baseball for watching football practice.

[butthead]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

I haven't given up on this, but it's more fun to daydream about football season right now.

[Gil Gunderson]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

I haven't given up on this, but it's more fun to daydream about football season right now.

Agreed, 100 percent.  Who knows what happens with this team once Aramis comes back?

[Waco Kid]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

I haven't given up on this, but it's more fun to daydream about football season right now.

THIS.

[Quality Start Machine]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

I haven't given up on this, but it's more fun to daydream about football season right now.

Bullshit. Hawks' Prospect Camp starts July 6.

[Slaky]

It's a lost season. And another closed window. The window will remain closed until it opens again. Which could be next week (after they sweep Pissburgh and take 3 of 4 from Milwaukee), or next year (after Ricketts shows up with a bag of cash), or in 5 years.

Hendry's hands were tied, partly by Zell, partly by himself. Some decisions didn't work out. Ramirez got hurt. Shit happens.

At least they're not the 2006 Cubs. This is more like the 1991 Cubs. Or the 1987 Cubs.

What about the 2007 Cubs?

I haven't given up on this, but it's more fun to daydream about football season right now.

Bullshit. Hawks' Prospect Camp starts July 6.

Now you're talkin.