Score some fucking runs thread

[Simmer]

What they need is a towel drill.  For hitters.

[BH]

Slezak and I are on board.

[Slaky]

Thank you Xavier.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Thank you Jeff Baker.

[Brownie]

OK, that's enough for today. At least until they put Hoffman in.

[Waco Kid]

Need relief for your run scoring drought? Call in the Brewers pitching staff.

[RedBeard]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

[PenFoe]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

This thread is not about pitching.

[RedBeard]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

This thread is not about pitching.

Well... Fuck.

I would have thought that any reference to nut punching would have been welcome anywhere. I can now see that I was wrong. Thank you, PenFoe, for your service.

[Quality Start Machine]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

This thread is not about pitching.

Well... Fuck.

I would have thought that any reference to nut punching would have been welcome anywhere. I can now see that I was wrong. Thank you, PenFoe, for your service.

Let's punch Pen in the nuts.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

This thread is not about pitching.

Well... Fuck.

I would have thought that any reference to nut punching would have been welcome anywhere. I can now see that I was wrong. Thank you, PenFoe, for your service.

Let's punch Pen in the nuts.

Fork wants to touch Pen's nuts.

[Internet Apex]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

Someone needs to punch you in the nuts, you cock-tucking, dick-nosed git.

[RedBeard]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

Someone needs to punch you in the nuts, you cock-tucking, dick-nosed git.

Wait... Would that mean that I'm tucking my nose?

[Internet Apex]

I wish Dempster had gotten pulled just one inning earlier. Otherwise, it would have been a pretty good outing. That and someone needs to punch The Marmot in The Nuts.

Someone needs to punch you in the nuts, you cock-tucking, dick-nosed git.

Wait... Would that mean that I'm tucking my nose?

Yes.

[pisomojado8]

One run in two games at the Yellowstone CitiField.  They should do better than that.  But sadly, they don't.