Score some fucking runs thread

[CubFaninHydePark]

How the fuck is this not on the first page?

Also, score some fucking runs already.

[SKO]

This is getting ridiculous.

[ChuckD]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

[SKO]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

[CubFaninHydePark]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

THI.

[Eli]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

THI.

Now that you two have told them to score some runs I bet they do it.

[SKO]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

THI.

Now that you two have told them to score some runs I bet they do it.

We can only hope, Eli. We can only hope.

[ChuckD]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

THI.

Now that you two have told them to score some runs I bet they do it.

[Skypoint]

[Saul Goodman]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

THI.

Now that you two have told them to score some runs I bet they do it.

[Skypoint]

Intrepid Reader: Bob Costas

*ruffles feathers*

[Eli]

This is getting ridiculous.

Two or fewer runs in 9 of their last 10 games. Somehow, they've gone 4-6 over that stretch. But, seriously, score some runs already.

With no Jorge, a gimpy/slumping Fowler and the fact that they've faced Zack Greinke and the Cardinals pitching staff that's on a historic pace for runs allowed I was doing my best just to accept that a lot of it was just bad timing, but this fucking Koehler dude and Bartolo Colon and Jonathan Niese? Fuck that. Score runs off these schlubs.

THI.

Now that you two have told them to score some runs I bet they do it.

[Skypoint]

[Turns cap a bit off-center]

Told you.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Stop hitting into double plays you fucking assholes.

[Saul Goodman]

B-b-b-bump.

[Saul Goodman]

Hi.

[Saul Goodman]

That's pretty much the truth. The starting pitching has been consistently good so I'm not at all concerned. Clearly they cannot get worse than this, offensively speaking.

The good times are yet to come.

That said - this is fucking irritating.

Some things never change?

[Powdered Toast Man]

This offense is fucking shit for brains right now and I'm past the yay we have handsome prospects that are good at baseball and we're lucky to have the #1 farm system in baseball phase to why don't you assholes start Schwarbersmashing balls like the Incredible Swchwarb? Score some goddamn fucking runs.