Score some fucking runs thread

[Saul Goodman]

I guess all these players are bad now!!!

Epstink is terrible!

[Quality Start Machine]

I guess all these players are bad now!!!

Epstink is terrible!

Is Bryant for Shelby Miller still on the table?

[SKO]

It's like this week is a series of dares to see how many increasingly bad pitchers they can face and not do anything at all against before the vein in my head finally pops and I see the glorious white light

[Saul Goodman]

It's like this week is a series of dares to see how many increasingly bad pitchers they can face and not do anything at all against before the vein in my head finally pops and I see the glorious white light

You left out giving up home runs to said bad pitchers.

[SKO]

It's like this week is a series of dares to see how many increasingly bad pitchers they can face and not do anything at all against before the vein in my head finally pops and I see the glorious white light

You left out giving up home runs to said bad pitchers.

I SEE GRANDPA. I'M COMING LORD

[Saul Goodman]

THANK YOU JAYSUS

[Armchair_QB]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

[SKO]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

I'm gonna assume he was referring to the tanking in regards to "starting Heyward/Coghlan/Ross back-to-back-to-back", because bitching about not scoring a run in the first five innings against Carlos Martinez is panicky even by my standards. Martinez is like the one guy they have who can actually pitch.

[air2300]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

I'm gonna assume he was referring to the tanking in regards to "starting Heyward/Coghlan/Ross back-to-back-to-back", because bitching about not scoring a run in the first five innings against Carlos Martinez is panicky even by my standards. Martinez is like the one guy they have who can actually pitch.

I wouldn't go that far. 

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

I'm gonna assume he was referring to the tanking in regards to "starting Heyward/Coghlan/Ross back-to-back-to-back", because bitching about not scoring a run in the first five innings against Carlos Martinez is panicky even by my standards. Martinez is like the one guy they have who can actually pitch.

I'm actually taking a day off from hating Coghlan today. Even if he still looks like a monkey trying to fuck a football when he's in the outfield.

[Yeti]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

I'm gonna assume he was referring to the tanking in regards to "starting Heyward/Coghlan/Ross back-to-back-to-back", because bitching about not scoring a run in the first five innings against Carlos Martinez is panicky even by my standards. Martinez is like the one guy they have who can actually pitch.

I wouldn't go that far. 

10 month absence to come in and pwn SKO. Nice

[Brownie]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

Jepstink is terrible.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

I'm gonna assume he was referring to the tanking in regards to "starting Heyward/Coghlan/Ross back-to-back-to-back", because bitching about not scoring a run in the first five innings against Carlos Martinez is panicky even by my standards. Martinez is like the one guy they have who can actually pitch.

I wouldn't go that far. 

10 month absence to come in and pwn SKO. Nice

Yes, I liked SKO being put in his place for applying some Law of Relative Histrionics to separate himself from the real perspectiveless crazies.

[SKO]

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're tanking this game on purpose.

They didn't do a very good job of it.

I'm gonna assume he was referring to the tanking in regards to "starting Heyward/Coghlan/Ross back-to-back-to-back", because bitching about not scoring a run in the first five innings against Carlos Martinez is panicky even by my standards. Martinez is like the one guy they have who can actually pitch.

I wouldn't go that far. 

10 month absence to come in and pwn SKO. Nice

Yes, I liked SKO being put in his place for applying some Law of Relative Histrionics to separate himself from the real perspectiveless crazies.

Oh I wasn't denying that I am one of the crazies, I was just saying that I'm kind of impressed if someone gets frustrated by something that didn't even bother me, simply because literally everything bothers me. I'm not gonna deny my histrionics. My histrionics are the best. A lot of people say that.