Totally Unlistenable

[Saul Goodman]

Holy shit is Zonk doing play-by-play for all 9 innings tonight?  Did Virgil Patrick get stuck in a toilet?

Pat's on vacation until Thursday.

On vacation? Since when do play by play announcers take vacation? He has the WHOLE WINTER OFF, not to mention the All-Star break..

My only regret is that 242 doesn't come to the Hockee Night shoutbox, so we won't get to watch his head explode.

That's your only regret?

As regards Pat Hughes taking some time off? Sure.

If he's not off arranging to acquire a defective unit from the CDH Proton Center to fry Judd's speech centers from a distance, I for one will be outraged.

And if Judd happens to be on the air during this proton storm, all the better.

[Wheezer]

Holy fuck, it's Michael Coren on Milt. The best remark so far is conceding that the Crusades were "not entirely justified."

[Edit.--In a midly humorous sideline, apparently Jeff Rense has some sort of "Israel apologist" problem on this front.]

[Edit 2.--And I'm still waiting for acknowledgment that trying to drag Buddhism into this shit parade at the top of the hour was ill-founded and insulting.]

[Edit 3.--This isn't even worth doing. Milt, at age 85, has simply become fixated on the afterlife, in which he will no doubt recline in the faculty club on the heads of the cherubim. In the meantime, the exalted status beneath the firmament requires a Crown Vic, cheap gasoline, and high-end solo dining, and fuck the rest of you.]

[Wheezer]

They just did the yogurt routine again. This entire game broadcast has been a disaster. What's with the idiotic "quiz" sound effects?

[Saul Goodman]

Chris Berman is so bad at play by play it's pathetic. He just called someone a "27-year-older". As a noun. He's totally lost without a prompter.

[Yeti]

This fucker behind the plate

[Saul Goodman]

WGN could do a lot worse finding substitute analysts than Dave Campbell. Very listenable.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

WGN could do a lot worse finding substitute analysts than Dave Campbell. Very listenable.

I've been saying for years Dave Cambell is one of the best in-game analysts around.  Dude does his homework.

[Wheezer]

Has Pat entirely pulled out of the attendance game? (||)

[Brownie]

WGN could do a lot worse finding substitute analysts than Dave Campbell. Very listenable.

They have done a lot worse, in fact.

[Wheezer]

I am perpetually surprised that Andrea Darlas doesn't require mechanical ventilation.

[Wheezer]

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

[Richard Chuggar]

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

I totally forgot about the mutually exclusive relationship between Tv and radio.

[Brownie]

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

I totally forgot about the mutually exclusive relationship between Tv and radio.

As much as Stew enjoyed the WGN Morning News from his hotel room, it's terrific viewing while driving the inbound Edens.
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[J. Walter Weatherman]

Did I really just fucking hear "It's true that in life, change is the only constant. Luckily, Blue Cross/Blue Shield is as well"?

Nobody would know b/c everybody else in the world owns a TV.

I totally forgot about the mutually exclusive relationship between Tv and radio.

As much as Stew enjoyed the WGN Morning News from his hotel room, it's terrific viewing while driving the inbound Edens.
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Looks like TJ missed his exit.