Totally Unlistenable

[Shooter]

If this were happening in a bathroom, it could be Miss Val.

eh?

Might be an SBox meme that didn't cross over.

My guess: he referring to Mr. "Fisted" singing the stretch ("Root, root, root for the Bravos..." (really).

[Shooter]

DPD. Listening to the Braves radio broadcast and Don Sutton mistook Marlos for Andrew Cashner while he (Marlos) was warming in the pen.

[Wheezer]

Ofman to WBBM.

[Andy]

Great news that Ofman will still appear on Chicago Tribune Live.  He's got the hunky good looks that really bring in the ratings.  You can't rely on Chris Kuc alone to bring in the lady viewers.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

[Internet Apex]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

I love Kerm, Thomas Diamond, Lester Strode and the underground. Which is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxZX-lA8Nvg&NR=1

Yep. I'm drinkin'.

[Yeti]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

Totally sellouts.. If you get a chance to go to Wrigley and you want to keep your blogger cred, you REFUSE that shit. Known pussies. I thought Kerm was dead anyway. There is no real proof of HJE's existence.

[Quality Start Machine]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

Totally sellouts.. If you get a chance to go to Wrigley and you want to keep your blogger cred, you REFUSE that shit go all Nyjer Morgan on Strode. Known pussies. I thought Kerm was dead anyway. There is no real proof of HJE's existence.

Funniest shit I've seen all year.

[Eli]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

Totally sellouts.. If you get a chance to go to Wrigley and you want to keep your blogger cred, you REFUSE that shit go all Nyjer Morgan on Strode. Known pussies. I thought Kerm was dead anyway. There is no real proof of HJE's existence.

Funniest shit I've seen all year.

That was just weird.  And so was the Marlins' reaction.

"It gets under everybody's skin, and especially it gets under my skin because there is one way to play this game, and you've got to play with the integrity of the game," Marlins third baseman Wes Helms said. "I cannot stand when a guy shows somebody up, or shows the integrity of the game up to the fans, or whatever. There is no place in baseball for that. In my opinion, you're going to get what's coming to you if you do that.

"Tonight, I think, was the time to show him we weren't going to put up with him, especially after last night. But also, [he was] trying to take the bases when they were down 10 runs. I can't really say anything good about a guy who doesn't play the game right or play for the integrity of the game."

I can see them getting upset if Morgan was stealing bases while up 10 runs. But is that an unwritten rule?  Just give up when you're losing?  That doesn't sound very [whatever the adjective form of integrity is].

[Yeti]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

Totally sellouts.. If you get a chance to go to Wrigley and you want to keep your blogger cred, you REFUSE that shit go all Nyjer Morgan on Strode. Known pussies. I thought Kerm was dead anyway. There is no real proof of HJE's existence.

Funniest shit I've seen all year.

That was just weird.  And so was the Marlins' reaction.

"It gets under everybody's skin, and especially it gets under my skin because there is one way to play this game, and you've got to play with the integrity of the game," Marlins third baseman Wes Helms said. "I cannot stand when a guy shows somebody up, or shows the integrity of the game up to the fans, or whatever. There is no place in baseball for that. In my opinion, you're going to get what's coming to you if you do that.

"Tonight, I think, was the time to show him we weren't going to put up with him, especially after last night. But also, [he was] trying to take the bases when they were down 10 runs. I can't really say anything good about a guy who doesn't play the game right or play for the integrity of the game."

I can see them getting upset if Morgan was stealing bases while up 10 runs. But is that an unwritten rule?  Just give up when you're losing?  That doesn't sound very [whatever the adjective form of integrity is].

Ryno woulda made him steal home

[Slaky]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

Totally sellouts.. If you get a chance to go to Wrigley and you want to keep your blogger cred, you REFUSE that shit go all Nyjer Morgan on Strode. Known pussies. I thought Kerm was dead anyway. There is no real proof of HJE's existence.

Funniest shit I've seen all year.

That was just weird.  And so was the Marlins' reaction.

"It gets under everybody's skin, and especially it gets under my skin because there is one way to play this game, and you've got to play with the integrity of the game," Marlins third baseman Wes Helms said. "I cannot stand when a guy shows somebody up, or shows the integrity of the game up to the fans, or whatever. There is no place in baseball for that. In my opinion, you're going to get what's coming to you if you do that.

"Tonight, I think, was the time to show him we weren't going to put up with him, especially after last night. But also, [he was] trying to take the bases when they were down 10 runs. I can't really say anything good about a guy who doesn't play the game right or play for the integrity of the game."

I can see them getting upset if Morgan was stealing bases while up 10 runs. But is that an unwritten rule?  Just give up when you're losing?  That doesn't sound very [whatever the adjective form of integrity is].

It sounds like Morgan has been making enemies all over the league over the past few weeks. I think all this integrity talk is BS cover for the Marlins deciding that they hate this douche and they wanted to piss him off. It worked.

[JD]

"It gets under everybody's skin, and especially it gets under my skin because there is one way to play this game, and you've got to play with the integrity of the game," Marlins third baseman Wes Helms said. "I cannot stand when a guy shows somebody up, or shows the integrity of the game up to the fans, or whatever. There is no place in baseball for that. In my opinion, you're going to get what's coming to you if you do that.

"Tonight, I think, was the time to show him we weren't going to put up with him, especially after last night. But also, [he was] trying to take the bases when they were down 10 runs. I can't really say anything good about a guy who doesn't play the game right or play for the integrity of the game."

I can see them getting upset if Morgan was stealing bases while up 10 runs. But is that an unwritten rule?  Just give up when you're losing?  That doesn't sound very [whatever the adjective form of integrity is].

Yeah, I don't get that, either.  Maybe the Marlins have their own set of unwritten rules? 

[Richard Chuggar]

None of you gutless assholes had the balls to punch Kap in his face while you were in the studio with him.

What a bunch of sellouts.

That's not even the half of it. Now Kerm's yukking it up with Thomas Diamond and Lester Strode.

You used to be cool, man. You used to be totally underground.

Totally sellouts.. If you get a chance to go to Wrigley and you want to keep your blogger cred, you REFUSE that shit go all Nyjer Morgan on Strode. Known pussies. I thought Kerm was dead anyway. There is no real proof of HJE's existence.

Funniest shit I've seen all year.

That was just weird.  And so was the Marlins' reaction.

"It gets under everybody's skin, and especially it gets under my skin because there is one way to play this game, and you've got to play with the integrity of the game," Marlins third baseman Wes Helms said. "I cannot stand when a guy shows somebody up, or shows the integrity of the game up to the fans, or whatever. There is no place in baseball for that. In my opinion, you're going to get what's coming to you if you do that.

"Tonight, I think, was the time to show him we weren't going to put up with him, especially after last night. But also, [he was] trying to take the bases when they were down 10 runs. I can't really say anything good about a guy who doesn't play the game right or play for the integrity of the game."

I can see them getting upset if Morgan was stealing bases while up 10 runs. But is that an unwritten rule?  Just give up when you're losing?  That doesn't sound very [whatever the adjective form of integrity is].

Station to station and get the game over with.

[CBStew]

What scares me is the possibility that Morgan may be Zambrano's role model.

[Saul Goodman]

Fact: Someone still wants Mike North behind a microphone.