Totally Unlistenable

[Internet Apex]

Enjoy that defense this upcoming season.  Every Sunday for you, will be like watching a shitty Hawaii/Boise State game...except without any wide receivers that can actually catch the ball.

Boring.

Any better?

You've sadly surrendered every argument ever by admitting you like Joe Buck. So, if I were to say that Super Bowl 41 was rained out and you disagreed, and posted some ghey pic of Reggie Wayne, I'd win by default. So... Super Bowl 41 was rained out. Go.

But seriously, I know a lot of Colts fans. I'm related to a bunch of them and NONE of them can stand Joe Buck. What the fuck?

[Slaky]

And now we get the Ultimate Triumvirate of Suck.

This thread name has never been more apt than this weekend.

[Philberto]

And now we get the Ultimate Triumvirate of Suck.

This thread name has never been more apt than this weekend.

Please sit back and enjoy the Pujols dick chugging.

[Saul Goodman]

Whoever is doing the radio play by play for the Cardinals just hit the trifecta.

1. "Costkay Fukudome" is pinch-hitting
2. "Chad Fox" is the new catcher
3. "Jewvonny" Soto is hurt

[Saul Goodman]

Whoever is doing the radio play by play for the Cardinals just hit the trifecta.

1. "Costkay Fukudome" is pinch-hitting
2. "Chad Fox" is the new catcher
3. "Jewvonny" Soto is hurt

DPD.  He then started saying either "Jack Fox" or he stuck with "Chad".

[Philberto]

Whoever is doing the radio play by play for the Cardinals just hit the trifecta.

1. "Costkay Fukudome" is pinch-hitting
2. "Chad Fox" is the new catcher
3. "Jewvonny" Soto is hurt

DPD.  He then started saying either "Jack Fox" or he stuck with "Chad".

That would be Mike Shitmouth Shannon. The fucker is probably drunk by now

[Waco Kid]

And now we get the Ultimate Triumvirate of Suck.

This thread name has never been more apt than this weekend.

It was quite the weekend of broadcasting suck. Not only did we get the insufferable, pompous douche that is Joe Buck, we also got the ESPN crew. Guh.

[Kermit, B.]

And now we get the Ultimate Triumvirate of Suck.

This thread name has never been more apt than this weekend.

It was quite the weekend of broadcasting suck. Not only did we get the insufferable, pompous douche that is Joe Buck, we also got the ESPN crew. Guh.

And were they ever CATTY!  I thought Joe was going to scratch out Jon's eyes when they were discussing Wainwright's slide into second.

MEE-YOW!!!

[Dave B]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

[Tank]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

Seems to me radio plays against her strengths.

[Internet Apex]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

Seems to me radio plays against her strengths.

I was just thinking the same thing. The sports media in this town is such a total fucking clown college I can't fucking take it anymore.

[CBStew]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

Seems to me radio plays against her strengths.

I was just thinking the same thing. The sports media in this town is such a total fucking clown college I can't fucking take it anymore.

On the other hand, Keith Moreland was really enjoyable to listen to.  Eventually we might get tired of his act, but it is hard to imagine ever getting tired of being reminded of the 1984 team.

[Slaky]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

Seems to me radio plays against her strengths.

I was just thinking the same thing. The sports media in this town is such a total fucking clown college I can't fucking take it anymore.

On the other hand, Keith Moreland was really enjoyable to listen to.  Eventually we might get tired of his act, but it is hard to imagine ever getting tired of being reminded of the 1984 team.

I was 4 years old when that team choked. The best memories of the '84 team are all based around watching a drunken Alphonse J. Peck destroy a picture of Smilin' Steve Garvey with his bare fist at Sluggers.

[Quality Start Machine]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

Seems to me radio plays against her strengths.

I was just thinking the same thing. The sports media in this town is such a total fucking clown college I can't fucking take it anymore.

On the other hand, Keith Moreland was really enjoyable to listen to.  Eventually we might get tired of his act, but it is hard to imagine ever getting tired of being reminded of the 1984 team.

I was 4 years old when that team choked. The best memories of the '84 team are all based around watching a drunken Alphonse J. Peck destroy a picture of Smilin' Steve Garvey with his bare fist at Sluggers.

Got news for you kid, I was 22 in 1984, and that's my favorite 1984 memory too.

[Internet Apex]

Just heard Kerry Sayers doing the Scoreboard Update on The Score. Glad to see she got some work.

Seems to me radio plays against her strengths.

I was just thinking the same thing. The sports media in this town is such a total fucking clown college I can't fucking take it anymore.

On the other hand, Keith Moreland was really enjoyable to listen to.  Eventually we might get tired of his act, but it is hard to imagine ever getting tired of being reminded of the 1984 team.

I was 4 years old when that team choked. The best memories of the '84 team are all based around watching a drunken Alphonse J. Peck destroy a picture of Smilin' Steve Garvey with his bare fist at Sluggers.

Got news for you kid, I was 22 in 1984, and that's my favorite 1984 memory too.

I saw Pete Rose's first game as player/manager for the Reds that year against the Cubs in Cincy. Watched a Betamax cassette of the locker room champagne orgy in Pissburgh about eleventy bajillion times until it flat out melted. Meeting Fork and Slak and re-uniting with Huard was pretty cool too. But for me, it'll always be a 2007 memory complete with a Golden Shower Sombrero for Rick Ankiel, fresh off a drug cheat revelation. Still got a scar on my knuckle from that day. I'll show you sometime if you ask.