Totally Unlistenable

[Quality Start Machine]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I am? Oh shit.

Haven't you noticed nobody calls you "Tiger" at the golf course?

[Oleg]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I am? Oh shit.

[Canadouche]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I am? Oh shit.

Haven't you noticed nobody calls you "Tiger" at the golf course?

I thought he was an albino.

[Oleg]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I am? Oh shit.

Haven't you noticed nobody calls you "Tiger" at the golf course?

I thought he was an albino.

It's pronounced "David Patton".

[Reuschels_Jowls]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I got Apex's back here. Any dude who spent all last season dropping Cypress Hill references is far from the biggest Caucasian on the board...

[Internet Apex]

No one wants to work. 

That's why I'm hoping for eight different threads that feature Kurt melting down.  It keeps the board moving.

I'm with you. This place is jumping. See that comment directly below yours? Astounding.

Kurt is a poor man's Paul.

Not a good thing. At all.

God you're white.

I got Apex's back here. Any dude who spent all last season dropping Cypress Hill references is far from the biggest Caucasian on the board...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5YvDyn3YE

[R-V]

Matt Spiegel is just stunningly bad. Bernstein can be annoying at times, but it's hilarious to listen to him call out Spiegel's meathead idiocy during the transitions.

[Dave B]

Yeah, it's gonna get ugly one of these days. I can see The Score wanting someone to sit in with Danny Mac in a secondary role (I HATE one-man sports talk radio shows), but as I've said before, Spiegel gets way too big for his britches.

[Ivy6]

Yeah, it's gonna get ugly one of these days. I can see The Score wanting someone to sit in with Danny Mac in a secondary role (I HATE one-man sports talk radio shows), but as I've said before, Spiegel gets way too big for his britches.

Not true--- he says "damn" a lot .  That means he's a big boy.  He speaks with some damn passion.

[Saul Goodman]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

[Kermit, B.]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Maybe he knows EXACTLY how it's pronounced, and he just hates Theriot.

[Quality Start Machine]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

[Slaky]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

Watching people paint sounds like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever heard of.

[Quality Start Machine]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

Watching people paint sounds like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever heard of.

He painted pictures of nekkid women.

[Ivy6]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

Watching people paint sounds like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever heard of.

He painted pictures of nekkid women.

Wouldn't you just rather watch the women directly?