Totally Unlistenable

[Quality Start Machine]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

Watching people paint sounds like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever heard of.

He painted pictures of nekkid women.

Wouldn't you just rather watch the women directly?

Maybe Matisse's models. If it were Reubens, I'd toss his models Konerko jerseys.

[CT III]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

Watching people paint sounds like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever heard of.

Happy little trees!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I LOVE PAINT!

[Gil Gunderson]

Vin Scully is the absolute antithesis of this thread, but he just said "there-ee-oh" instead of "tear-ee-oh".  I was hoping he might've picked up the pronunciation after last year's canceled playoffs.  Oh well, he's Vin Scully.  He's still the man.

Listening to Scully call a ballgame is what it must have been like to watch Matisse paint.

Watching people paint sounds like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever heard of.

He painted pictures of nekkid women.

Wouldn't you just rather watch the women directly?

Maybe Matisse's models. If it were Reubens, I'd toss his models Konerko jerseys.

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

You know what irritates the shit out of me?

Until a few weeks ago...I didn't know there were, oh, several dozen free sites that have hundreds of full 30-90 minute videos.  I had been spending my quality time on sites watching 30 second clips...at best maybe 2 minutes at a time.   Some of which didn't even have the full screen option.  What a fucking loser I've been.

I might have more regret about the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

[PenFoe]

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

You know what irritates the shit out of me?

Until a few weeks ago...I didn't know there were, oh, several dozen free sites that have hundreds of full 30-90 minute videos.  I had been spending my quality time on sites watching 30 second clips...at best maybe 2 minutes at a time.   Some of which didn't even have the full screen option.  What a fucking loser I've been.

I might have more regret about the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

I really wouldn't consider myself a prude, but there's quite a lot about this post that makes me uncomfortable.

[Kermit, B.]

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

You know what irritates the shit out of me?

Until a few weeks ago...I didn't know there were, oh, several dozen free sites that have hundreds of full 30-90 minute videos.  I had been spending my quality time on sites watching 30 second clips...at best maybe 2 minutes at a time.   Some of which didn't even have the full screen option.  What a fucking loser I've been.

I might have more regret about the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

Why in God's name would anyone want to jerk off for 30-90 minutes?

[Brownie]

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

You know what irritates the shit out of me?

Until a few weeks ago...I didn't know there were, oh, several dozen free sites that have hundreds of full 30-90 minute videos.  I had been spending my quality time on sites watching 30 second clips...at best maybe 2 minutes at a time.   Some of which didn't even have the full screen option.  What a fucking loser I've been.

I might have more regret about the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

Why in God's name would anyone want to jerk off for 30-90 minutes?

Well, that 90 minutes could be spent watching the Cubs.

[Chuck to Chuck]

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

You know what irritates the shit out of me?

Until a few weeks ago...I didn't know there were, oh, several dozen free sites that have hundreds of full 30-90 minute videos.  I had been spending my quality time on sites watching 30 second clips...at best maybe 2 minutes at a time.   Some of which didn't even have the full screen option.  What a fucking loser I've been.

I might have more regret about the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

I really wouldn't consider myself a prude, but there's quite a lot about this post that makes me uncomfortable.

Not the least of which is the association with Bobby Scales.

[Eli]

I might have more regret about publicly discussing the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

Fixed.

[PenFoe]

You could also just get internet pron.  I hear that works too.

You know what irritates the shit out of me?

Until a few weeks ago...I didn't know there were, oh, several dozen free sites that have hundreds of full 30-90 minute videos.  I had been spending my quality time on sites watching 30 second clips...at best maybe 2 minutes at a time.   Some of which didn't even have the full screen option.  What a fucking loser I've been.

I might have more regret about the last two years of my JO regimen, than I do any other aspect of my life.

Why in God's name would anyone want to jerk off for 30-90 minutes?

How about Romance?

You brute.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Yea, maybe I wish I could have that post back.

Oh well, fuck it.

[Jon]

Oh well, fuck it.

I believe that was the problem to begin with.

[Dave B]

I figured this would be the most appropriate thread since this guy is "toally unlistenable":

because I work for the hockey team in the Quad Cities, I get advance notice (yipee) of coming events to the facility. Comedian (and I use that term loosely) Dane Cook is going to be at the iWireless Center in Moline in November. Tickets in the lower bowl and floor are a mere $102.50. Who in the fuck would pay that much to see that hack? Upper Bowl seats drop to $32.50, end-zone seats are $62.50. Wow.

[BH]

I figured this would be the most appropriate thread since this guy is "toally unlistenable":

because I work for the hockey team in the Quad Cities, I get advance notice (yipee) of coming events to the facility. Comedian (and I use that term loosely) Dane Cook is going to be at the iWireless Center in Moline in November. Tickets in the lower bowl and floor are a mere $102.50. Who in the fuck would pay that much to see that hack? Upper Bowl seats drop to $32.50, end-zone seats are $62.50. Wow.

Can TDubbs stay at your place?