Totally Unlistenable

[Slaky]

I was watching ESPN yesterday afternoon (my first mistake), and I have no idea who this woman was hosting this SportsCenter-esque show, but she made at least three factual errors in about 10 minutes of watching.  First, she made a comment about how Garland and Thome getting traded to the Dodgers indicated that the Giants are making a run at the postseason.  Then, she incorrectly reported the Reds-Pirates final score as 5-4, when the screen clearly indicated it was 4-3.  I forget the third error, but she was astonishingly bad.  When she made the Dodgers-Giants blunder, I forget which ESPN baseball "insider" was there, but he just looked stunned.

I don't know her name but was it the really, really skinny broad with the Sideshow Bob hair? She's terrible. TERRIBLE.

Yes.  Exactly.

She makes me hate sports. I'm actually really glad I'm not the only one that noticed this. I should just start airing my grievances directly to you.

[ChuckD]

I was watching ESPN yesterday afternoon (my first mistake), and I have no idea who this woman was hosting this SportsCenter-esque show, but she made at least three factual errors in about 10 minutes of watching.  First, she made a comment about how Garland and Thome getting traded to the Dodgers indicated that the Giants are making a run at the postseason.  Then, she incorrectly reported the Reds-Pirates final score as 5-4, when the screen clearly indicated it was 4-3.  I forget the third error, but she was astonishingly bad.  When she made the Dodgers-Giants blunder, I forget which ESPN baseball "insider" was there, but he just looked stunned.

I don't know her name but was it the really, really skinny broad with the Sideshow Bob hair? She's terrible. TERRIBLE.

Yes.  Exactly.

She makes me hate sports. I'm actually really glad I'm not the only one that noticed this. I should just start airing my grievances directly to you.

Maybe she had a bad home life. I bet she's better at analyzing sports off camera.

[Kermit, B.]

I was watching ESPN yesterday afternoon (my first mistake), and I have no idea who this woman was hosting this SportsCenter-esque show, but she made at least three factual errors in about 10 minutes of watching.  First, she made a comment about how Garland and Thome getting traded to the Dodgers indicated that the Giants are making a run at the postseason.  Then, she incorrectly reported the Reds-Pirates final score as 5-4, when the screen clearly indicated it was 4-3.  I forget the third error, but she was astonishingly bad.  When she made the Dodgers-Giants blunder, I forget which ESPN baseball "insider" was there, but he just looked stunned.

I don't know her name but was it the really, really skinny broad with the Sideshow Bob hair? She's terrible. TERRIBLE.

Yes.  Exactly.

She makes me hate sports. I'm actually really glad I'm not the only one that noticed this. I should just start airing my grievances directly to you.

I'm thinking about setting up a hotline for just that purpose.

[Dave B]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574389073527854120.html

[Kermit, B.]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574389073527854120.html

Chip Caray  Braves  78.70

They must not have counted made-up words and stupid nicknames.

[Pre]

They must not have counted made-up words and stupid nicknames.

I enjoy how they have two fucking decimal places of "precision" and this methodology:

Figures were calculated by counting the number of words spoken in one non-scoring inning in one day.

[Dave B]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574389073527854120.html

Chip Caray  Braves  78.70

They must not have counted made-up words and stupid nicknames.

Screaming unnecessarily should count double.

[SKO]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574389073527854120.html

Chip Caray  Braves  78.70

They must not have counted made-up words and stupid nicknames.

Screaming unnecessarily should count double.

They should have done this a few years ago so we could see the spike that occurs when ever Craig Biggio is at bat.

[Indolent Reader]

I listened to about thirty seconds of Hampton and Hub last night before having to turn it off.  Those guys are just not good.

[Saul Goodman]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204731804574389073527854120.html

Chip Caray  Braves  78.70

They must not have counted made-up words and stupid nicknames.

Screaming unnecessarily should count double.

They should have done this a few years ago so we could see the spike that occurs when ever Craig Biggio is at bat.

I'd like them to measure the decibels.  JUDD SIROTT!!!!!! would win.

[Ivy6]

I listened to about thirty seconds of Hampton and Hub last night before having to turn it off.  Those guys are just not good.

Hey, it's 50% better than Hamp and Holmes.

[Saul Goodman]

Please let this be JUDD's last month.

[Quality Start Machine]

Please let this be JUDD's last month.

On the radio or on Earth?

[Wheezer]

Is Drew Barrymore talking dirty to Ron?

[Philberto]

She's wondering if he'll thighstub fuck her.