Totally Unlistenable

[Internet Apex]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

YoMorrissey's so delusional that he probably sees himself as Royko, sitting piss drunk at the Billy Goat, smirking to Roger Ebert after he had made his "dead fish" comment, only Rick's high on 7 Coors Lights in his basement, and instead of Roger Ebert he's got a cardboard-cutout of Dave Kaplan in the place where his wife used to sit.

I LOL'd.

[MAD]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

YoMorrissey's so delusional that he probably sees himself as Royko, sitting piss drunk at the Billy Goat, smirking to Roger Ebert after he had made his "dead fish" comment, only Rick's high on 7 Coors Lights in his basement, and instead of Roger Ebert he's got a cardboard-cutout of Dave Kaplan in the place where his wife used to sit.

I LOL'd.

Thanks.

Don't know what that "Yo" was at the beginning, though.  I feel like such a Morrissey now.

[Oleg]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

YoMorrissey's so delusional that he probably sees himself as Royko, sitting piss drunk at the Billy Goat, smirking to Roger Ebert after he had made his "dead fish" comment, only Rick's high on 7 Coors Lights in his basement, and instead of Roger Ebert he's got a cardboard-cutout of Dave Kaplan in the place where his wife used to sit.

I LOL'd.

Thanks.

Don't know what that "Yo" was at the beginning, though.  I feel like such a Morrissey now.

I just assumed you were drunk at 7AM on a Saturday.

[Internet Apex]

Rick Morrissey is leaving the Trib for the Sun-Times.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/12/sports-columnist-rick-morrissey-is-leaving-the-chicago-tribune-for-the-rival-chicago-sun-times-the-tribunes-sports-staff-was.html

NEWSPAPER WAR!

I can only assume that Morrissey and Telander will team up to write a weekly feature called "Rick and Rick tell you what's wrong with goddamned kids these days and get the hell off our lawns!"

YoMorrissey's so delusional that he probably sees himself as Royko, sitting piss drunk at the Billy Goat, smirking to Roger Ebert after he had made his "dead fish" comment, only Rick's high on 7 Coors Lights in his basement, and instead of Roger Ebert he's got a cardboard-cutout of Dave Kaplan in the place where his wife used to sit.

I LOL'd.

Thanks.

Don't know what that "Yo" was at the beginning, though.  I feel like such a Morrissey now.

I just assumed you were drunk at 7AM on a Saturday.

I thought you were comparing him to Yo Yo Ma. Or something. That wasn't the part I Lol'd at.

[Andy]

Remember that podcast Kermit and I did that you all hated so much?  We even had Chuck on as a guest one time.

WGN Radio thought it was so bad that the three of us are going to be on SportsCentral tomorrow night starting at 7 with our bestest buddy Kap.

That sound you'll hear at about 7:10 (assuming the show actually starts at 7:09) is the sound of radios being turned off all over middle America.

He's threatened to have us on for the full first hour, so you've been warned.

[Slaky]

Remember that podcast Kermit and I did that you all hated so much?  We even had Chuck on as a guest one time.

WGN Radio thought it was so bad that the three of us are going to be on SportsCentral tomorrow night starting at 7 with our bestest buddy Kap.

That sound you'll hear at about 7:10 (assuming the show actually starts at 7:09) is the sound of radios being turned off all over middle America.

He's threatened to have us on for the full first hour, so you've been warned.

Holy shit.

[Eli]

Remember that podcast Kermit and I did that you all hated so much?  We even had Chuck on as a guest one time.

WGN Radio thought it was so bad that the three of us are going to be on SportsCentral tomorrow night starting at 7 with our bestest buddy Kap.

That sound you'll hear at about 7:10 (assuming the show actually starts at 7:09) is the sound of radios being turned off all over middle America.

He's threatened to have us on for the full first hour, so you've been warned.

Holy shit.

Fringe losers.

[Andy]

He's doing a roundtable on fading blog stars.  Chuck and Kerm are coming along to confirm that I qualify.

[flannj]

Remember that podcast Kermit and I did that you all hated so much?  We even had Chuck on as a guest one time.

WGN Radio thought it was so bad that the three of us are going to be on SportsCentral tomorrow night starting at 7 with our bestest buddy Kap.

That sound you'll hear at about 7:10 (assuming the show actually starts at 7:09) is the sound of radios being turned off all over middle America.

He's threatened to have us on for the full first hour, so you've been warned.

Just great, now I'm going to have to actually tune in to that piece of shit program.

[MAD]

You guys gonna be in studio?

[Chuck to Chuck]

You guys gonna be in studio?

With Lou Malnati's pizza available to us, I'm told.

[CT III]

You guys gonna be in studio?

With Lou Malnati's pizza available to us, I'm told.

If Kerm doesn't color his own face orange with a marker before going in, I will be highly disappointed.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Will you be taking phone calls?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Will you be taking phone calls?

Oh, I hope not...[/Jose Jimemez]

[Yeti]

Will you be taking phone calls?

"Do you guys develop dick pics? fwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwapfwap"