Totally Unlistenable

[PenFoe]

According to the internet, Lousy Kermit is a starfucking sellout whose blog sucks. BK, when will you do the right thing and tender your resignation from the world wide web?

http://anothercubsblog.net/2010-articles/february/starf-kers-inc.html

My favorite part:

Funny, I introduced myself to a bunch of the HJE guys at Cubs Con, and they were really nice, especially Oleg, allbeit I think a bit uncomfortable with my presence. It sucks that a few jerks make everyone look bad.

[Kermit IV]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

[MAD]

According to the internet, Lousy Kermit is a starfucking sellout whose blog sucks. BK, when will you do the right thing and tender your resignation from the world wide web?

http://anothercubsblog.net/2010-articles/february/starf-kers-inc.html

My favorite part:

Funny, I introduced myself to a bunch of the HJE guys at Cubs Con, and they were really nice, especially Oleg, allbeit I think a bit uncomfortable with my presence. It sucks that a few jerks make everyone look bad.

I love that we're considered "HJE Guys".  That's about the gayest-sounding thing ever.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Yeti?

[Slaky]

According to the internet, Lousy Kermit is a starfucking sellout whose blog sucks. BK, when will you do the right thing and tender your resignation from the world wide web?

http://anothercubsblog.net/2010-articles/february/starf-kers-inc.html

My favorite part:

Funny, I introduced myself to a bunch of the HJE guys at Cubs Con, and they were really nice, especially Oleg, allbeit I think a bit uncomfortable with my presence. It sucks that a few jerks make everyone look bad.

I love that we're considered "HJE Guys".  That's about the gayest-sounding thing ever.

That's gayer than two men fucking.

[Chuck to Chuck]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

1) You did say, "our good friend PAUL SULLIVAN has been taking an awful beating lately from some blogs you probably don't read."  You used the plural - Blogs.  that suggests more than just Aisle 424.

2) They love Milton Bradley.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

You used to be SUBVERSIVE, man.

You used to TELL TRUTH TO POWER.

But ever since you shared a pizza with The Great Pumpkin, you're just another TOOL the Man uses to paint Milton Bradley a "sociopathic fuckstick."

I mean, it's not like using a lot of words to lambaste dipshit Cubs fans on the internet was ever your "thing" that you did before you sold out to All Things Tribco, right?

[Kermit IV]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

1) You did say, "our good friend PAUL SULLIVAN has been taking an awful beating lately from some blogs you probably don't read."  You used the plural - Blogs.  that suggests more than just Aisle 424.

2) They love Milton Bradley.

Aisle 424 and WV23 are two separate blogs, right?

[MAD]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

1) You did say, "our good friend PAUL SULLIVAN has been taking an awful beating lately from some blogs you probably don't read."  You used the plural - Blogs.  that suggests more than just Aisle 424.

2) They love Milton Bradley.

Aisle 424 and WV23 are two separate blogs, right?

Which one was "Spanky" on the "Little Rascals"?

[Kermit IV]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

You used to be SUBVERSIVE, man.

You used to TELL TRUTH TO POWER.

But ever since you shared a pizza with The Great Pumpkin, you're just another TOOL the Man uses to paint Milton Bradley a "sociopathic fuckstick."

I mean, it's not like using a lot of words to lambaste dipshit Cubs fans on the internet was ever your "thing" that you did before you sold out to All Things Tribco, right?

I think Cubbie Julie is calling me a sexist.  I don't get where she's coming from, and I certainly don't get how she has internet access in her kitchen.

[Eli]

I certainly don't get how she has internet access in her kitchen.

Wireless internet, duh.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I think Cubbie Julie is calling me a sexist.  I don't get where she's coming from, and I certainly don't get how she has internet access in her kitchen.

Probably Old Country Buffet.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

You used to be SUBVERSIVE, man.

You used to TELL TRUTH TO POWER.

But ever since you shared a pizza with The Great Pumpkin, you're just another TOOL the Man uses to paint Milton Bradley a "sociopathic fuckstick."

I mean, it's not like using a lot of words to lambaste dipshit Cubs fans on the internet was ever your "thing" that you did before you sold out to All Things Tribco, right?

I think Cubbie Julie is calling me a sexist.  I don't get where she's coming from, and I certainly don't get how she has internet access in her kitchen.

I don't know that she's calling you out. Someone apparently monitors the SBox for her, though, to let her know when people on the internet are calling her "chubby."

[Richard Chuggar]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

You used to be SUBVERSIVE, man.

You used to TELL TRUTH TO POWER.

But ever since you shared a pizza with The Great Pumpkin, you're just another TOOL the Man uses to paint Milton Bradley a "sociopathic fuckstick."

I mean, it's not like using a lot of words to lambaste dipshit Cubs fans on the internet was ever your "thing" that you did before you sold out to All Things Tribco, right?

I think Cubbie Julie is calling me a sexist.  I don't get where she's coming from, and I certainly don't get how she has internet access in her kitchen.

I don't know that she's calling you out. Someone apparently monitors the SBox for her, though, to let her know when people on the internet are calling her "chubby."

It'd probably make her year is somebody referred to her as only "chubby"

That was mean.  I admit it.  Quote this. 

[MAD]

For bloggers, these people don't seem to really understand blogging.  (1)  What about my diatribe led the guys at ACB to believe I was talking about them?  I don't even read that blog.  (2)  When did I ever call a female blogger a name on HJE?  I can hardly be held responsible for what happens in the Shoutbox or in the comments.

Eh.  I've already thought too much about it.

You used to be SUBVERSIVE, man.

You used to TELL TRUTH TO POWER.

But ever since you shared a pizza with The Great Pumpkin, you're just another TOOL the Man uses to paint Milton Bradley a "sociopathic fuckstick."

I mean, it's not like using a lot of words to lambaste dipshit Cubs fans on the internet was ever your "thing" that you did before you sold out to All Things Tribco, right?

I think Cubbie Julie is calling me a sexist.  I don't get where she's coming from, and I certainly don't get how she has internet access in her kitchen.

I don't know that she's calling you out. Someone apparently monitors the SBox for her, though, to let her know when people on the internet are calling her "chubby."

And that would make said insulter sexist how?

Maybe Andy should apologize to Jim Tocco for being so sexist while insulting his corpulence.