Totally Unlistenable

[Yeti]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Oh, come on..... WINDSOR!

[Oleg]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Oh, come on..... WINDSOR!

Oh yeah.  We got on planning that trip.

[SKO]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Oh, come on..... WINDSOR!

Oh yeah.  We got on planning that trip.

That trip only made sense while we were drunk.

And even then, it was still a bit of a stretch.

[Jon]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Oh, come on..... WINDSOR!

Oh yeah.  We got on planning that trip.

That trip only made sense while we were drunk.

And even then, it was still a bit of a stretch.

Yeah. Even I saw some flaws in that particular dialectic. And I was drunker than five Olegs.

[Oleg]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Oh, come on..... WINDSOR!

Oh yeah.  We got on planning that trip.

That trip only made sense while we were drunk.

And even then, it was still a bit of a stretch.

Yeah. Even I saw some flaws in that particular dialectic. And I was drunker than five Olegs.

Damnit!  That night was full of all sorts of fail.  That'll teach to go on the green wagon.

[Wheezer]

Yeti, you fucking narc.

To this day, Milton Bradley is still being written about on a regular basis.  It's not just Paul Sullivan either.  I think it was Yeti who quoted Bruce Miles in the comments a couple days ago taking a childish shot at Milton Bradley.  Rather than being professionals, these guys have sunk to levels that even I thought was impossible.

Note:  No, I don't read that site, but I do have a Google search for "Bruce Miles" in my feed reader, because the Daily Herald didn't used to have an RSS feed.

I was actually making a sarcastic comment about that. It was more to say they don't call out others besides Paul Sullivan. I think what Bruce said was pretty minimal..

. Now, if only another former Texas outfielder had tried to have that much fun last year...oh never mind.

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

Yeah, normally those guys have a pretty good sense of humor about everything.

I guess I should check to see if they have a green font on that commenting system.

Traitor.

There are ways to express that Aaron Miles is well below average in a way that isn't an attack on that player

Fucking dandies. They should change it to stepantrofimovich.net.

[Jon]

There is no way to talk about how much fucking Aaron Miles sucks without using ad hominem attacks to describe that slap-hitting Travelocity gnome. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

Irish Yeti is the Tokyo Rose of the Blog War.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

Irish Yeti is the Tokyo Rose of the Blog War.

Tokyo Rose was a scapegoat.

Yeti's a dyed-in-the-wool traitor.

[Yeti]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

Irish Yeti is the Tokyo Rose of the Blog War.

Tokyo Rose was a scapegoat.

Yeti's a dyed-in-the-wool traitor.

:sadface:

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

Irish Yeti is the Tokyo Rose of the Blog War.

Tokyo Rose was a scapegoat.

Yeti's a dyed-in-the-wool traitor.

:sadface:

You made your decision.  It's too late to come back now.

[Jon]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

Irish Yeti is the Tokyo Rose of the Blog War.

Tokyo Rose was a scapegoat.

Yeti's a dyed-in-the-wool traitor.

:sadface:

You made your decision.  It's too late to come back now.

May I suggest Mother Night by Vonnegut, Yeti?

[Gilgamesh]

I didn't actually think he'd take the time to call Bruce out about that. sigh.

You didn't think that Maddog would go off on a rant because someone had the temerity to insinuate his favorite player is a tad goofy?

Do you read what that schmuck writes?

Lately, no. I was interested in all the projections for about a week, and then I got tired of it. I'll read through the comments, make some dick jokes, and be done. I'm more interested about the in season stuff.

As far as the Sullivan thing, that was more Mercurial Outfielder's thing. He started the series on it..

The fact that you have learned these people's names means you are dead to me.

Blog loyalty is more important than anything. Hell, I'm not even sure which baseball team it is we're all supposed to root for, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a messageboard for other LIFELONG Saints fans, but I'd still defend it to the death. Or until I had to go to class. Or until  my girlfriend no longer lives three hours away and I can have secks during the week.

What was I saying?

ACB sucks.

Irish Yeti is the Tokyo Rose of the Blog War.

Tokyo Rose was a scapegoat.

Yeti's a dyed-in-the-wool traitor.

:sadface:

It's going to be difficult getting past the hesitation cuts, but once you do, you're golden, son.

[Wheezer]

Have I been up too long, or is Ed Farmer's play-by-play really like an interminable traffic report?