Totally Unlistenable

[Internet Apex]

Because I can't deal with Santo, I often listen to the opposing team's broadcast on my MLB At-Bat thingy.

I used to think Uecker was a pretty decent broadcaster.  Holy shit....he is about 73 different varieties of suck.   The top of the fifth inning of today's game was the worst play-by-play I've heard in some time.   Lost track of the score...lost track of the number of outs.   

And apparently, Zambrano is hurt?  I hope he's wrong about that too.

Forearm cramps, it looked like.

Cramps?  Doesn't this belong in a Rich Hill thread?

Could be. Why don't you find one and stay there?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

[Bort] Z Was a Teenage Werewolf? [/Bort]

[Bort]

[Bort] Z Was a Teenage Werewolf? [/Bort]

Man, I'm glad I remembered to post that.

[Canadouche]

Because I can't deal with Santo, I often listen to the opposing team's broadcast on my MLB At-Bat thingy.

I used to think Uecker was a pretty decent broadcaster.  Holy shit....he is about 73 different varieties of suck.   The top of the fifth inning of today's game was the worst play-by-play I've heard in some time.   Lost track of the score...lost track of the number of outs.   

And apparently, Zambrano is hurt?  I hope he's wrong about that too.

Forearm cramps, it looked like.

Cramps?  Doesn't this belong in a Rich Hill Mary Prior thread?

/fixed.

[PenFoe]

Okay, so remember that awesome song that Eddie Vedder did about the Cubs?

Well, imagine the exact opposite.

Here is Thrill's doppelganger, Scott Stapp (Que Morph?) singing a song about the Florida Marlins.

I keep waiting to find out that this is a big joke, but apparently it's real.
It legitimately sounds like a spoof version of "Someday We'll Go All the Way"

And it's totally unlistenably incredible.

Also, it's called "Marlins Will Soar"

Fish.
Soaring.

[CT III]

Okay, so remember that awesome song that Eddie Vedder did about the Cubs?

Well, imagine the exact opposite.

Here is Thrill's doppelganger, Scott Stapp (Que Morph?) singing a song about the Florida Marlins.

I keep waiting to find out that this is a big joke, but apparently it's real.
It legitimately sounds like a spoof version of "Someday We'll Go All the Way"

And it's totally unlistenably incredible.

Also, it's called "Marlins Will Soar"

Fish.
Soaring.

It's about Marlon Byrd, you fool.

[Quality Start Machine]

Okay, so remember that awesome song that Eddie Vedder did about the Cubs?

Well, imagine the exact opposite.

Here is Thrill's doppelganger, Scott Stapp (Que Morph?) singing a song about the Florida Marlins.

I keep waiting to find out that this is a big joke, but apparently it's real.
It legitimately sounds like a spoof version of "Someday We'll Go All the Way"

And it's totally unlistenably incredible.

Also, it's called "Marlins Will Soar"

Fish.
Soaring.

Vedder was in a Seatkle group. Pike St. Market is also in Seattke. Fish are soaring all over that motherfucker.

[Brownie]

Is Santo dead? I've been listening VERY sporadically (there's been a run on bus parts, you know), but everytime I listen Otto and Hughes are seemingly eulogizing him.

[BH]

Okay, so remember that awesome song that Eddie Vedder did about the Cubs?

Well, imagine the exact opposite.

Here is Thrill's doppelganger, Scott Stapp (Que Morph?) singing a song about the Florida Marlins.

I keep waiting to find out that this is a big joke, but apparently it's real.
It legitimately sounds like a spoof version of "Someday We'll Go All the Way"

And it's totally unlistenably incredible.

Also, it's called "Marlins Will Soar"

Fish.
Soaring.

It's about Marlon Byrd, you fool.

CT is still pining for Bon Jovi's MLB song..

[Quality Start Machine]

Is Santo dead? I've been listening VERY sporadically (there's been a run on bus parts, you know), but everytime I listen Otto and Hughes are seemingly eulogizing him.

Maybe he's on the one-yard line.

[Shooter]

Is Santo dead? I've been listening VERY sporadically (there's been a run on bus parts, you know), but everytime I listen Otto and Hughes are seemingly eulogizing him.

"Under the weather," according to Pat. Out a day or two.

[Brownie]

Is Santo dead? I've been listening VERY sporadically (there's been a run on bus parts, you know), but everytime I listen Otto and Hughes are seemingly eulogizing him.

"Under the weather," according to Pat. Out a day or two.

Under the weather? Isn't that what happened to old Soviet Premiers?

[Internet Apex]

Okay, so remember that awesome song that Eddie Vedder did about the Cubs?

words words words words

No. Was it on the B-Side of the single for the real ghey one he made? I didn't buy that.

[Bonk]

This thread should get bumped just because of the Subway Jared-looking douche that was in the tee vee booth in the bottom of the seventh.

I like how Len pretty much kicked him out before the end of the inning.

[Shooter]

Is Santo dead? I've been listening VERY sporadically (there's been a run on bus parts, you know), but everytime I listen Otto and Hughes are seemingly eulogizing him.

"Under the weather," according to Pat. Out a day or two.

Under the weather? Isn't that what happened to old Soviet Premiers?

Santo is NOT a commie.