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[Bort]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

[SKO]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

[Yeti]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

[SKO]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

[BH]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

Did Big Ben pull down his pants before he entered your stall? I hear he does that.

[SKO]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

Did Big Ben pull down his pants before he entered your stall? I hear he does that.

No. But I ran over a Mexican guy with my car and told him the cops my name was Donte Stallworth.

[PenFoe]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

Did Big Ben pull down his pants before he entered your stall? I hear he does that.

No. But I ran over a Mexican Cuban guy with my car and told him the cops my name was Donte Stallworth.

South Florida'd

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

It would have been a lot easier to find if you'd bothered to tell us about its existence a few days ago, dammit.

[SKO]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

It would have been a lot easier to find if you'd bothered to tell us about its existence a few days ago, dammit.

It went up Friday morning. That's the best I'm going to do. You're going to find it eventually.

[Wheezer]

Keith Moreland doesn't understand a normal distribution?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I just can't believe Wheezer thought Ted Knight had been alive the past quarter century.  What a blind spot.

Not thinking of him as dead is different from thinking he was alive.

"I did not say [he] was alive, my child. I did not think it. I go no further than to say that [he] might be Un-Dead."

Thank you for immortalizing my drunken PANKboarding with your signature.

It truly was glorious.

My brother was on leave from the Air Force and took me out for a much belated 21st celebration. I had five Jameson and cokes, a Jaeger Bomb, two shots of something red, and a shaker full of free something that the bartender gave me because he bet me I wouldn't go up and sing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (t'was karaoke night). I wake up the next day with a hangover, two nigh illegible posts on desipio, and a bunch of texts asking me if I realized that asshole brother of mine had gone and posted the video on youtube. Great night. 

Familiar with the Youtube Discoveries thread?

If you want to do the work and find it, more power to ya. But I ain't makin it that easy.

It would have been a lot easier to find if you'd bothered to tell us about its existence a few days ago, dammit.

It went up Friday morning. That's the best I'm going to do. You're going to find it eventually.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg211959#msg211959

[morpheus]

It went up Friday morning. That's the best I'm going to do. You're going to find it eventually.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg211959#msg211959

I think this is indeed applicable for this thread.  I made it through the first verse.

[Internet Apex]

It went up Friday morning. That's the best I'm going to do. You're going to find it eventually.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=2755.msg211959#msg211959

I think this is indeed applicable for this thread.  I made it through the first verse.

I didn't. I had to turn the sound off to finish. I almost lost my erection.

[Armchair_QB]

Because bashing Joe Morgan never gets old. This is from Sam Miller of the Orange County Register (italics are his) on the site's Angels blog:

<<You know what gets Joe Morgan enthused? The sons of guys he played with or against. He is one of the last defenders of Bobby Bonds' kid, and last night he took up the case of Gary Matthews' boy.

Here's the transcript of Matthews' fourth-inning at bat:

Joe Morgan: I'm a big fan of Gary Matthews, Jr. He's a great defensive outfielder, we know that.

We do? Among outfielders who played at least 700 innings last season, Matthews was the fourth worst in all of baseball, according to UZR. Ah, but UZR needs a large sample, so let's look at 2008: 16th worst in all of baseball. In 2007, he was 14th worst. John Dewan's +/- system dislikes him, too. Presumably, Joe says "we know that" because of one play Matthews made one time.

Joe: He may not look like the best hitter every time at bat...

Stop right there!

Joe: ... but he gets things done.

Like rallies. He gets rallies done. Rallies be going, then when Matthews is done batting, rallies be over.

Joe: When he was with the Angels he'd get a lot of big hits late in the ballgame. He may have been 0 for 3 up until that point, but I like him.

"He may have been 0 for 3 up until that point, but I like him." Swirl that one around in your mouth for a while. Tastes good, right? Floral and velvetty, with a good finish.

Orel Hershiser jumps in to say Matthews is a smart player, like Alex Cora (excellent comparison?) is.

Joe: That's what I'm saying.

Jon Miller: And the curveball for the strikeout!

And scene. >>

http://fromthedugout.freedomblogging.com/

[Kermit IV]

Would this be a good place to point out that Jenn Sterger now has a show with some other people who shouldn't be famous on VS?  IT'S A HIP SPORTS SHOW TOTALLY UNLIKE ANYTHING ESPN IS TRYING TO DO!

Below is the side of one of her two tits.